[News] Self employed scam

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HAILSHAM SEAGULL

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Nov 9, 2009

10,347

• Mar 23, 2020

• #1

There seems to be a lot of fake e-mail scams to click a link for news on the goverments help for the self employed due to the Corona virus.
Please dont fall for these scams, just block the senders and delete.
I've had three already this morning

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,877

Worthing

• Mar 23, 2020

• #2

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

 

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nickjhs

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Apr 9, 2017

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Ballarat, Australia

• Mar 23, 2020

• #3

Questions said:

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

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But did it give you an unexpected thrill?

 

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003

25,809

• Mar 23, 2020

• #4

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days. Let's hope they don't use e-mail with links in them

And come on [MENTION=5306]Questions[/MENTION], spill the beans, have you got it or not ? (Or are you still waiting for the results)

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Mar 23, 2020

• #5

Questions said:

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

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Missing a trick there, they could double it up and check your prostate

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,161

• Mar 23, 2020

• #6

Questions said:

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

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That is going to HURT in the morning

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

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Jul 21, 2003

19,844

Playing snooker

• Mar 23, 2020

• #7

Questions said:

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........

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Small world.



You're all clear, btw.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,272

West, West, West Sussex

• Mar 23, 2020

• #8

WATFORD zero said:

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days.

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Mail and/or text message I believe.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Mar 23, 2020

• #9

Questions said:

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

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Your American cousin fared slightly better:-


[tweet]1241582544929337345[/tweet]

***sound on***

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,877

Worthing

• Mar 23, 2020

• #10

WATFORD zero said:

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days. Let's hope they don't use e-mail with links in them

And come on [MENTION=5306]Questions[/MENTION], spill the beans, have you got it or not ? (Or are you still waiting for the results)

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Well after the check..... I did spill the beans Watford

 

Super Steve Earle

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Feb 23, 2009

8,355

North of Brighton

• Mar 23, 2020

• #11

Stat Brother said:

Your American cousin fared slightly better:-


[tweet]1241582544929337345[/tweet]

***sound on***

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Made me laugh- nice punchline

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

59,517

The Fatherland

• Mar 23, 2020

• #12

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:

There seems to be a lot of fake e-mail scams to click a link for news on the goverments help for the self employed due to the Corona virus.
Please dont fall for these scams, just block the senders and delete.
I've had three already this morning

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Tories offering to help the working man? Apart from Bishop Auckland, Blyth, Bolsover, Sedgefield, Wakefield, Workington, Stoke etc....what sort of idiot would fall for that?