Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I'm staying at home wearing my big-cat print onesie. I'm self ocelotting.
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[Humour] Joke Du Jour.
- Thread starter Jack Straw
- Start date
I hope you're lion down.
studio150
Well-known member
One for our Spanish friends
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
An ocelot is a small cat in the wild sense if truth be known, so not under the 'big-cat onesie' umbrella.
grubbyhands
Well-known member
Pussy!
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Purrfect...
You have cat to be kitten me.
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 14,849
I had to paws for a moment before I got that. It was a whisker away from being genius.
Are you normally this funny or is it just a funny feline?
Are you normally this funny or is it just a funny feline?
Sirnormangall
Well-known member
- Sep 21, 2017
- 2,969
Purrty good idea
clockend1983
New member
- Apr 1, 2010
- 368
Fur **** sake
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
As long as you dont end up in a catatonic state.......
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
I hope everyone is feline better soon, there seems to be no paws in this crisis.
Ooh he’ll be disappointed with that effort.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Don't wear it near a Chinese restaurant or you will end up on the menu.
Sirnormangall
Well-known member
- Sep 21, 2017
- 2,969
Im staying at home and to keep fit I’ll be moving back and forth in a regular rhythm- self oscillating.
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
I expect I'm not the only one this morning (21/4/21) to receive an email from Churchill regarding a cash refund on my car insurance as I've not used my car in the past few months.
So here is the joke.
Car insurance cost = £552
Refund £20
Car has been SORN for 5 months!
So here is the joke.
Car insurance cost = £552
Refund £20
Car has been SORN for 5 months!