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[News] Message from Nicola
- Thread starter bha100
- Start date
B-right-on
Living the dream
Excellent 
I can’t believe that NicolacSturgess would say that.... it must surely have been edited in some way with another Scotch speaker having her voice transpositioned into her mouth sayings.
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,580
It did cross my mind. But she is pretty direct. It seems a reliable column.
Well done, Nicola. I wonder if Johnson will do the same.
Er, haha, no.
****ing funny, and hits the spot though
She was quite impressive today (and I can’t stand her)....very direct.
She was so impressed she retweeted the voiceover
D
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But the question is, did Alexs whack his toe up Nicola ass
The Spanish
Well-known member
Won’t be long before she is implying that the Scottish are somehow more compassionate and neighborly than the English, without actually saying it.
None of us do, don’t worry.
I obviously understood it perfectly.
In fact it sounds like one of my old neighbours when we were growing up when we kicked a ball and it landed in her garden which went something along the lines of.
" Ryte yoo lot - Beetit .
Iv that baw lands in ma gayrdin again. Am gonnay stick a nyfe in it an cum oot thayer an poot ma tow up yer arses, the lot o ya. So fuukk ov an play outside yer ain hoosees an see how yer ain mythers an faythers like it"
**** that was hard to write with spell check switched on.
Curiously close to my upbringing in Devon as it happens......
Oi, ifyer ****in ball laaans in moi garden agin oil’ll punkture the ****er wiv me penknife, now fuuuuck orf.
Did you grow up in a Broons or Oor Wullie comic strip!!?
Broons and Oor Wullie obviously had their origins from somewhere did they not ?
Taybha
Whalewhine
Well said, whatever it was, I don't care, she's a very small Keeper, not quite as small as Maty, but a keeper nonetheless.
Baldseagull
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