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[Help] Toilet rolls
- Thread starter Cheshire Cat
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AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Going old skool and use greaseproof paper......
Spread it around
banjo
GOSBTS
I’ve left the grass long no one will know till summer.
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
Well-known member
I've got a theory that all the loo rolls are being bought by mothers of teenage boys. They forsore the closure of schools and realised that their sons would be locking themselves away in their bedrooms for a number of weeks with only the Internet for company!
warmleyseagull
Well-known member
It has happened near me - lovely picture of bathroom flooded with sewage posted on local FB page. Dyno Rod must be essential service.
warmleyseagull
Well-known member
No, that's tissues.
A mex eyecan
Well-known member
- Nov 3, 2011
- 3,315
Charmin
- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,799
Old socks, quick rinse in basin and hang on towel rail to dry. Job done, literally.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Buy some more. There are no shortages, just greedy people.
Yes, I know it is a dull answer.
Yes, I know it is a dull answer.
jakarta
Well-known member
Surely the only reason the Daily Express is still being printed?
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,158
I had a nose on Amazon earlier and just saw someone on Twitter proudly linking to some he had bought from there. Ignoring the £1+ per roll they cost, they may be kitchen roll as the description is vague. And the kicker? They come from China with a delivery date 6 weeks away.
GingerBeerMan
3-0
- Dec 29, 2011
- 8,027
It's all about aluminium foil
swindonseagull
Well-known member
Wash your ar@e with water........
It wont run out.....try your local shops instead of supermarkets....plenty in the locals here.
It wont run out.....try your local shops instead of supermarkets....plenty in the locals here.
Southcoast Corsair
New member
When I backpacked round se Asia for three months I used my left hand. Initially it was terrifying, I’d never explored that area without a tissue buffer. However, it soon became, dare I say it, preferable to using bog roll. It was cleaner, fresher and more hygienic - where do you put wads of used toilet roll when you are living in a beach hut?
Go on now, give it a go.....
Go on now, give it a go.....
southstandandy
WEST STAND ANDY
- Jul 9, 2003
- 5,644
Copy what my dog does in the garden with the 'bum slide'.
