In these desperate times, Sky needs to find a new source of income to make up for the armageddon that is about to flop out of the Devil's bottom in the form of loss of football income.
What we need, here, is something to which literally millions will be quickly addicted. Suggestions? As a general rule I am going to exclude any offerings that begin with 'topless'. As a sustainable source of income, this is, as history tells us, quickly spent.
I am going to start by offering aspirational. Until the food runs out this will be completely off the agenda, on the grounds of good taste and, in some jurisdictions, legality but, in a few weeks, eh, EH?
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Rollerball, with real deaths.
What?
What we need, here, is something to which literally millions will be quickly addicted. Suggestions? As a general rule I am going to exclude any offerings that begin with 'topless'. As a sustainable source of income, this is, as history tells us, quickly spent.
I am going to start by offering aspirational. Until the food runs out this will be completely off the agenda, on the grounds of good taste and, in some jurisdictions, legality but, in a few weeks, eh, EH?
:Rollerball, with real deaths.
What?
