The Toilet Roll crisis reaches new heights in Australia

Uncle Spielberg

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Extraordinary really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf7iKHfCwg

 

Cheshire Cat

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Remember Gallipolli.

 

The Clamp

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Uncle Spielberg said:

Extraordinary really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf7iKHfCwg

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Looks like the set of Supermarket Sweep. Really flimsy.

 

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afcb

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"You need to get off this trolley now"

Sounds like he's done this before...fair play though, how many bog rolls did they have in that trolley.

 

Superphil

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I was there for the last two weeks, there was even a report of a knife fight in one store over bog rolls.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.co...er-roll-in-australia/articleshow/74527274.cms

And some bloke was tasered at another store over toilet rolls.

 

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Uncle Spielberg said:

Extraordinary really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf7iKHfCwg

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Is what they call international womans day

 

nwgull

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Is everyone in Australia fat these days?

 

peterward

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Uncle Spielberg said:

Extraordinary really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf7iKHfCwg

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Utter madness.

 

drew

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afcb said:

"You need to get off this trolley now"

Sounds like he's done this before...fair play though, how many bog rolls did they have in that trolley.

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Agree, fair play to the store for stopping the couple taking a trolley full of bog roll. Absolutely ludicrous.

 

el punal

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Uncle Spielberg said:

Extraordinary really

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Feelthy sheets!

 

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drew said:

Agree, fair play to the store for stopping the couple taking a trolley full of bog roll. Absolutely ludicrous.

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If the 2 greedy selfish women had given the other woman, just 1 pack the store wouldn’t have intervened I guess.

By being so bloody selfish, they got zip.

Karmas a bitch bitches.

 

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nickjhs

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nwgull said:

Is everyone in Australia fat these days?

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Yep. Before Dad died I made several trips back to the UK. Everytime I got back home I was struck by just how fat people were compared to the UK. I live in a city of 100k people we have 4 Hungry Jacks(burger King) 6 macca's, 4 KFC, 1 red rooster, about 20 Fish and Chips, at least 20 Pizza places, countless bakeries, every service station has meat pies. Not surprisingly the percentage of overweight / obese adults has topped 60% and in one area 70% of adults are classed as obese. I am guessing all their kids will be porkers as well.

 

vegster

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nickjhs said:

Yep. Before Dad died I made several trips back to the UK. Everytime I got back home I was struck by just how fat people were compared to the UK. I live in a city of 100k people we have 4 Hungry Jacks(burger King) 6 macca's, 4 KFC, 1 red rooster, about 20 Fish and Chips, at least 20 Pizza places, countless bakeries, every service station has meat pies. Not surprisingly the percentage of overweight / obese adults has topped 60% and in one area 70% of adults are classed as obese. I am guessing all their kids will be porkers as well.

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Sounds like Shane Warne must have lived locally then ?

 

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Saw this in Woolies the other day. Frigging ridiculous https://photos.app.goo.gl/hd79HEVaV8yANUAD9


Been trying to upload the photo but every time I get upload failed. I have it as a 2Mb JPG, any ideas?

 

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Petunia

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Absolute madness. I haven’t seen any toilet paper in the shops for over a week.

 

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I really don't get the fuss over toilet rolls, it's ridiculously far down on my list of priorities if I have to self isolate.

If you run out just take a shower after every shit

 

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Uncle Spielberg said:

Extraordinary really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf7iKHfCwg

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One of the fighting ladies sounds English, the other sounds Greek.

 

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Petunia

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Just saw this on Facebook

NEWS FLASH PEOPLE

there are 50,000 pallets of toilet paper sitting in just 1 warehouse in Vic so calm the farm and stop being so damn dramatic and stop �� the frantic buy up..... AUSTRALIA WILL NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. It is manufactured here ��*