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[Misc] "Alexa, what are you doing on my wrist?"
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SeagullinExile
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Mines a Natural History Museum add for some reason. What does everybody else have? 
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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The University of Portsmouth wants inspiration for some reason. Had my graduation ceremony in Portsmouth but naff all to do with the University there.
Albion_Dave
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Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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And now I get the Alexa one - I blame [MENTION=27447]Goldstone1976[/MENTION]
Dick Swiveller
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Now I think it thinks I am Swansman
I can't even take a bottle cap into the ground - not sure beating him will end well.
I can't even take a bottle cap into the ground - not sure beating him will end well.
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Jeff Bezos is a dirty,dirty man.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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You want to be careful. My old boss swears he was pulled over for speeding because he had mention Echelon on his mobile earlier that day. Nothing to do with the fact he was actually speeding. Mentioning Bezos in a negative light might not end well for you. They might start shipping your stuff via Hermes - a fate worse than death.
Arthritic Toe
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Mine is a Thai male masseur in Hyde Park! 
Mines a Natural History Museum add for some reason. What does everybody else have?
I’ve always wanted to ask SeagullinExe...... Who were you when they came for YOU ?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It was netball (I haven't played for decades) and is now holiday homes and villas.
Greg Bobkin
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I haven't got one (for a change!).
Dick Swiveller
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I watch a lot of Youtube videos on the TV these days but the occasional time my girlfriend watches one at the same time, I get an ad for holiday cottages. I never get it when I am watching on my own. Don't think my TV has facial recognition but you wouldn't put anything past them.
Stephen Seagull
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Some sort of anti intrusion home alarm.
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I'm sensing that the ambiguity of context of the ad in my OP is wasted here. I know I'm easily amused, and, while not at the levels of debauchery exhibited by our resident DULLARD, somewhat prone to seeing sexual innuendo in innocent statements, but I can't be the only one who wondered what exactly Alexa was doing "on my wrist". Can I?
Oh well. Carry on.
Oh well. Carry on.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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He isn't OUR resident DULLARD now. He is mine. I can't turn on my TV or iPod without him droning on. And don't get me started on my recent trip to the British Library.
