Juan-Carlo Barlow
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- Jan 8, 2020
- 6
Jurgen Klopp has spoken out out about how the FA Cup is ruining his players down time.
In an angry outburst from a poolside cabana somewhere tropical and overheard by Podge Dawkins, a plasterer from Sutton Coldfield, Klopp was alleged to have commented as summarised: He is now worried that the fifth round ties now clash with:
- The first team's agreement to go to Jordan Henderson's housewarming (his missus has already pre-ordered the sausage rolls and pizza slices from Greggs in Wilmslow);
- The u-23's pre-planned midweek break to Ayia Napa!
- The u-19s have a seminar on how to manage finances on a pitiful £11,000 a week, including lease back and face adverting on the side of BMW SUVs. The talk was being given by Martin Lewis (Money Expert) and he cannot cancel;
- The majority of the u-16s are sitting GCSE's that week as are the u-14s for SATS;
As such Liverpool may have no option but to field the u-11s under that management of Denny Scouseman but without star striker Scally Grant who is out that day minding peoples cars near the Metro shopping centre in Birkenhead.
Klopp was also said to mention that since no other clubs were as good as his reds and Pep's blues the season should consist of two games to contest the league and the cup. This was supposedly confirmed by Robert (Bobby) Firmino who wept as he thought of the number of games he had to play for his pitiful salary! Firmino then jumped up to pose for poolside instagram snaps with Adam Lallana and Trent Alexander Arnold. Sadly that did not end well as the glare from his choppers almost blinded Mandy Strumpett from Worksop who was nearby.
In an angry outburst from a poolside cabana somewhere tropical and overheard by Podge Dawkins, a plasterer from Sutton Coldfield, Klopp was alleged to have commented as summarised: He is now worried that the fifth round ties now clash with:
- The first team's agreement to go to Jordan Henderson's housewarming (his missus has already pre-ordered the sausage rolls and pizza slices from Greggs in Wilmslow);
- The u-23's pre-planned midweek break to Ayia Napa!
- The u-19s have a seminar on how to manage finances on a pitiful £11,000 a week, including lease back and face adverting on the side of BMW SUVs. The talk was being given by Martin Lewis (Money Expert) and he cannot cancel;
- The majority of the u-16s are sitting GCSE's that week as are the u-14s for SATS;
As such Liverpool may have no option but to field the u-11s under that management of Denny Scouseman but without star striker Scally Grant who is out that day minding peoples cars near the Metro shopping centre in Birkenhead.
Klopp was also said to mention that since no other clubs were as good as his reds and Pep's blues the season should consist of two games to contest the league and the cup. This was supposedly confirmed by Robert (Bobby) Firmino who wept as he thought of the number of games he had to play for his pitiful salary! Firmino then jumped up to pose for poolside instagram snaps with Adam Lallana and Trent Alexander Arnold. Sadly that did not end well as the glare from his choppers almost blinded Mandy Strumpett from Worksop who was nearby.
