[Misc] False teeth sir/madam

Taybha · Feb 5, 2020

On leaving the London stadium away end, my Brother found a lower set of dentures (plate) and has kindly given them to me for NSC disposal.

Without me spilling the beans, if you can describe the plate and teeth count and I'll be happy to post them off to you for a very small commission.

Don't be shy now.

Brok · Feb 5, 2020

Taybha said:
On leaving the London stadium away end, my Brother found a lower set of dentures (plate) and has kindly given them to me for NSC disposal.

Without me spilling the beans, if you can describe the plate and teeth count and I'll be happy to post them off to you for a very small commission.

Don't be shy now.

Over 2 hours, and nobody's bitten yet...

dazzer6666 · Feb 5, 2020

Taybha said:
On leaving the London stadium away end, my Brother found a lower set of dentures (plate) and has kindly given them to me for NSC disposal.

Without me spilling the beans, if you can describe the plate and teeth count and I'll be happy to post them off to you for a very small commission.

Don't be shy now.

Fangs for posting this.

Eeyore · Feb 5, 2020

If only they had the wisdom to check NSC..

Baldseagull · Feb 5, 2020

Taybha said:
On leaving the London stadium away end, my Brother found a lower set of dentures (plate) and has kindly given them to me for NSC disposal.

Without me spilling the beans, if you can describe the plate and teeth count and I'll be happy to post them off to you for a very small commission.

Don't be shy now.

Very wise to ask for a description, people are always trying to claim other peoples false teeth.

Algernon · Feb 5, 2020

Can you measure them please.
I want to see whether they'll fit my cat.

bhafc99 · Feb 5, 2020

I think they belonged to the guy sat in row K, seat 9?

Taybha · Feb 5, 2020

Baldseagull said:
Very wise to ask for a description, people are always trying to claim other peoples false teeth.

I'm not daft, I know there's a few dodgy bods on here, I should of put a time limit on them as well really.

hart's shirt · Feb 5, 2020

Algernon said:
Can you measure them please.
I want to see whether they'll fit my cat.
View attachment 119867

Is his name Ma-cavity?

Either way, he seems quite enamelled of them.

hart's shirt · Feb 5, 2020

They may belong to pretty pink tooth fairy.

Frankie · Feb 5, 2020

What a wonderful diverse forum this is, and hope above hope I see the sentence PM sent in this particular thread.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Feb 5, 2020

Is this a wind-up?

hart's shirt · Feb 5, 2020

Taybha said:
On leaving the London stadium away end, my Brother found a lower set of dentures (plate) and has kindly given them to me for NSC disposal.

If tooth be told, the original teeth were probably lost at West Ham as well.

Gazwag · Feb 5, 2020

hart's shirt said:
They may belong to pretty pink tooth fairy.

Nah, they can't possibly be his, to lose them at the London Stadium would mean him attending a game

dingodan · Feb 5, 2020

ri rink rey right relong ro re.

Brok · Feb 5, 2020

dingodan said:
ri rink rey right relong ro re.

Yep, I think they probably do!

symyjym · Feb 5, 2020

Shouldn't you send them to the club, they may have already had someone report them missing?

Razzoo · Feb 5, 2020

Well we did look a bit toothless first half against the hammers.

Brok · Feb 5, 2020

symyjym said:
Shouldn't you send them to the club, they may have already had someone report them missing?

Can you imagine what Mr Barber would think, when a strange pair of gnashers lands on his desk?

hart's shirt · Feb 5, 2020

Taybha said:
I'm not daft, I know there's a few dodgy bods on here

You don't want to be taken fluoride.

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