[Albion] How will they be unveiled?

Hamilton

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• Jan 31, 2020

• #1

So very excited about today's transfers.

How will they be unveiled?

I think it will be Giroud jumping from an aircraft over Lancing and parachuting to the ground with blue smoke flares coming from his boots.

 

brighton terra

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Worthing

• Jan 31, 2020

• #2

Hamilton said:

So very excited about today's transfers.

How will they be unveiled?

I think it will be Giroud jumping from an aircraft over Lancing and parachuting to the ground with blue smoke flares coming from his boots.

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He’d almost certainly pick up a career threatening injury!

 

The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)

Jun 12, 2009

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• #3

Gone to Spurs, hasn't he?

 

Justice

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• Jan 31, 2020

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Must be great living in your little world, have we won the champions league yet?

 

southstandandy

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Jul 9, 2003

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• Jan 31, 2020

• #5

Glenn will announce he's staying and will score the goals to secure our survival.

 

Stat Brother

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"Despite our lack of investment we now need you to increase your investment as you will be getting 4 more games".

 

SIMMO SAYS

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• Jan 31, 2020

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Hamilton said:

So very excited about today's transfers.

How will they be unveiled?

I think it will be Giroud jumping from an aircraft over Lancing and parachuting to the ground with blue smoke flares coming from his boots.

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Someone says that's been cancelled due to fog

 

Bladders

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Jun 22, 2012

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The Troubadour

• Jan 31, 2020

• #8

Circus cannon Over the North stand to the waiting photographers in the centre circle

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peterward

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• Jan 31, 2020

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Hamilton said:

So very excited about today's transfers.

How will they be unveiled?

I think it will be Giroud jumping from an aircraft over Lancing and parachuting to the ground with blue smoke flares coming from his boots.

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Potter in the press conference seat, with 2 empty seats next to him, saying they're still working on some deals,when in to the
Media scrum pops this fella.






Graham swiftly moves from his seat for the big reveal, whips off the head to reveal Adebayour with Paul Barber behind clutching the contract.

All 3 sit ready to begin, as a bemused looking Brian Owen contemplates tonight's back page:

Albion Striker Crisis - Adebuyhim

 

Eeyore

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They'll be tea towels with Paul Barber's face on saying 'I got PREXIT done'.

 

Bladders

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The Troubadour

• Jan 31, 2020

• #11

peterward said:

Potter in the press conference seat, with 2 empty seats next to him, saying they're still working on some deals,when in to the
Media scrum pops this fella.


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Graham swiftly moves from his seat for the big reveal, whips off the head to reveal Adebayour with Paul Barber behind clutching the contract.

All 3 sit ready to begin, as a bemused looking Brian Owen contemplates tonight's back page:

Albion Striker Crisis - Adebuyhim

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i so want this to happen

 

A1X

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Comes out dressed as a tree, performs a song then Jonathan Ross has to guess who we've signed

 

Jordy

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Dec 1, 2009

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A1X said:

Comes out dressed as a tree, performs a song then Jonathan Ross has to guess who we've signed

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And judging by his guesses we could be signing Eddie Izzard or Anne Widdicombe

 

Saladpack Seagull

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Halfway Up Virginia Is Where I Wanna Be.

• Jan 31, 2020

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Justice said:

Must be great living in your little world, have we won the champions league yet?

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Well, we won my Subbuteo European Cup in 1970...….!

 

RossyG

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• Jan 31, 2020

• #15

Each one will be unveiled on Twitter in two photographs.

The first will show them shaking GPot’s hand whilst grinning sheepishly at the camera while the second will show them holding up an Albion shirt with their name on whilst grinning sheepishly at the camera.

 

Lush

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Jul 5, 2003

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Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Jan 31, 2020

• #16

McAllister using the photo from when he signed in the summer. With a bit of a wobbly graphic over the top.

 

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The-Libertine

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A1X said:

Comes out dressed as a tree, performs a song then Jonathan Ross has to guess who we've signed

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We’ve already done this - when we signed Chris Wood.

 

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theboybilly

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• Jan 31, 2020

• #18

A Selhurst-type 'Light Show' but at Lancing

 

Cowfold Seagull

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southstandandy said:

Glenn will announce he's staying and will score the goals to secure our survival.

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You never know he just might . . . as long as he is picked of course.

 

CheeseRolls

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• Jan 31, 2020

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GP has other things on his mind right now, so I expect the key CEO task for the day is to draft the GP media piece for tomorrow that starts, "I am happy with the group of players I have here..."