Brownstuff
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One of the kitchen staff is known as BO Barry
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[Humour] Names you give people, as a term of endearment.
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Bill Cassidy's tie up
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One local pub I occasionally go to have nicknames for all their regulars. One they call Thrush cos he's an irritating c.unt
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Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
I used to work with a guy who always said "Bless you" when speaking with colleagues on the phone. We called him The Bishop of Southwark. If my favourite football club doesn't sign an effective striker soon I'll start calling it Brighton and Hove Albion Nil (as will anyone reading the scores on TV and radio!).
Coldeanseagull
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I work with a bloke we call blister. He seems to show up after the work is done
- May 8, 2018
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Was reading a thread on Twitter the other day discussing work based nicknames.
A guy called David who has a tick (lifts his hands above his head) “Mexican Dave”
A guy who never goes out with work “The Olympic Torch
Someone who leaves at 5:01 daily “Levi’s”
A guy called Wayne Bruce is referred to as “Man Bat”
And referenced from a Johnny Vaughan clip, a guy who brought 4 pairs of jeans in his lunch break is now known as “Spider”
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A guy called David who has a tick (lifts his hands above his head) “Mexican Dave”
A guy who never goes out with work “The Olympic Torch
Someone who leaves at 5:01 daily “Levi’s”
A guy called Wayne Bruce is referred to as “Man Bat”
And referenced from a Johnny Vaughan clip, a guy who brought 4 pairs of jeans in his lunch break is now known as “Spider”
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
When I worked at Leamington Spa station one of the platform supervisors was called "stocking tops" because he was the nearest thing to (well you know what)
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Lurch - he's tall
Cormack - After a weird kid at school
Human encyclopedia - he knows everything
Gok / Adolf - he's a cross between Gok Wang and Adolf Hitler
All others are just short versions of their names eg
T - Taylor
Land - Orlando
Ect
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Cormack - After a weird kid at school
Human encyclopedia - he knows everything
Gok / Adolf - he's a cross between Gok Wang and Adolf Hitler
All others are just short versions of their names eg
T - Taylor
Land - Orlando
Ect
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Canfan
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I was invited on a fishing trip with a bunch of guys I hadn’t met before by a friend.
My friend introduced me to the group; “This is Bob, this is Fred and this is F*cking Ted”.
I shook hands with each of them and said, “Hi Bob, Hi, Fred, Hi Ted”.
“No, it’s F*cking Ted”, said F*cking Ted, quite indignantly.
My friend introduced me to the group; “This is Bob, this is Fred and this is F*cking Ted”.
I shook hands with each of them and said, “Hi Bob, Hi, Fred, Hi Ted”.
“No, it’s F*cking Ted”, said F*cking Ted, quite indignantly.
I once proposed to call my Mrs. AMA, Ah ha ooooh. Well, it was the noise I made when...................you know...................it wasn't popular.
Razzoo
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Back in the day my parents were friends with a guy with one arm, you don't need me to tell what his nickname was.
darkwolf666
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My old local used to name many of its patrons!
Pat the tap (plumber)
BT Pat (telecoms)
Blakey (bus driver*)
Irish John (Irish)
Bogey (picked his nose)
* I know Blakey didn't drive a bus...
Pat the tap (plumber)
BT Pat (telecoms)
Blakey (bus driver*)
Irish John (Irish)
Bogey (picked his nose)
* I know Blakey didn't drive a bus...
Raleigh Chopper
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Thicko!
Davy Propper - Greased Lightnin’
Was it Johnny Two Legs ?
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
A few a carpet fitter who is called trolley, because you can tell him which order to do jobs or where to go, and you guessed it, he does what the feck he wants (nice guy though)
Another carpet fitter called four tacks, you can work that out for yourselves.
Another carpet fitter called four tacks, you can work that out for yourselves.
Publius Ovidius
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We had a Harry the paint!
Scottish painter and decorator
Rocket Ron....a handyman who was bloody slow at everything
Scottish painter and decorator
Rocket Ron....a handyman who was bloody slow at everything
Razzoo
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Of course not, he was called Pete.