[Humour] Names you give people, as a term of endearment.

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jan 29, 2020

• #1

Up our allotment, we have all walks of life and characters, who through different ways are begging to be given a nick name, only in my wife and myselfs world of humour

For instance there is a person who does not stop talking, even coming up for air is a novelty for them:
the talking head.

One person arrived on the allotment a few years back, hadn't been there that long, and started to spew the intricate rules of the RHS:
RHS Liz.

We have several Daves on the plot:
digger Dave(likes planting potatos), builder Dave(talks to you like he's on a building site), my David(who's never there) & Bear Grylls dave(who saves newts from the HS2).

A lady who walks from one end of the plot to the other, as if she's a listing ship:
the wobbly lady.

An 80+ ex college lecturer: professor plum.

A Russian couple: the Russians.

I could go on, but I'd be giving too much away

How about you

 

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Frankie

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Mid west Wales

• Jan 29, 2020

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I know a bloke call Paul who calls everyone Customer, strange but true.

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Jan 29, 2020

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What goes on in the potting shed, stays in the potting shed.

 

crodonilson

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Lyme Regis

• Jan 29, 2020

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I call my friend Dirty Barry, because he’s dirty and his name’s Barry.

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

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Years ago when I worked in a wine merchants (posh off-licence!) we had a relief manager. The phone rang which I answered.
“ Is Denis the Whistling Biscuit Eater there?”. Denis, of course, was the name of our relief manager. When it was time for tea the nickname became apparent - Denis started whistling as he opened up his packet of biscuits. Cool story eh, bro?

 

Questions

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Worthing

• Jan 29, 2020

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We have a bricklayer we know called Paul the C..unt.
It’s the perfect nickname for the prick.

 

Taybha

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Uwantsumorwat

• Jan 29, 2020

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Questions said:

We have a bricklayer we know called Paul the C..unt.
How do you think he got that nickname ?

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Because he lays bricks?

 

RossyG

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• Jan 29, 2020

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Pete the pig shagger.

 

Goldstone1976

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Herts

• Jan 29, 2020

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I call my best mate Brother Arnold because there's something of the monk about him.

I have a female friend who likes being called kitkat, for the reason you know. Why she likes being called it is beyond me, but I can't bring myself to do it.

I like to call Paul Barber #BarberOut because I am easily amused.

 

Icy Gull

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• Jan 29, 2020

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I know a guy with the surname O’Shea, we call him Rick

My postman calls me “Boss” for some unexplained reason ( and no I’m not some fat Duke’s of Hazard lookalike)

 

Publius Ovidius

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at home

• Jan 29, 2020

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As a term of endearment, I call you all soft southern shandy drinking, blouse wearing poofs!

Even the fellow think northern monkeys on here too!

 

Beach Hut

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Living In a Box

• Jan 29, 2020

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Someone told me Jurgen Klopp has a son called Clip

 

RossyG

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Questions said:

We have a bricklayer we know called Paul the C..unt.
How do you think he got that nickname ?

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Did he not get the word Chaunt in a crossword despite having four letters?

 

Publius Ovidius

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• Jan 29, 2020

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I used to call Martin perry obergruppenfuhrer but I understand some people think that is offensive as they are snowflakes, so I don’t do that anymore...I call him beardo now

 

jakarta

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• Jan 29, 2020

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One of our neighbours waves EXTREMELY vigorously to us when we drive past his house so in Vic & Bob Style he is now Wavey Davey although he is actually called John...

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Jan 29, 2020

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When I was about 17 I was at college doing a hotel and catering course. As was the norm in those days most of us students got holiday jobs. My mate managed to snaffle a job working for a potato merchant - that is, being the driver’s mate delivering potatoes to all the chip shops in and around Brighton.

One day out on the rounds the driver stops the lorry and tells my mate that he’s off to see Wanker Lil and that he won’t be long. What does Wanker Lil do? Asked my mate innocently. It’s all in the name replied the driver.

 

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• Jan 29, 2020

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Goldstone1976 said:

I call my best mate Brother Arnold because there's something of the monk about him.

I have a female friend who likes being called kitkat, for the reason you know. Why she likes being called it is beyond me, but I can't bring myself to do it.

I like to call Paul Barber #BarberOut because I am easily amused.

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Sounds like she was into her confectionery much like my friend, who we called 'sweet fanny Adams' let's just say she used to like a creme egg or two!

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Jan 29, 2020

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Beach Hut said:

Someone told me Jurgen Klopp has a son called Clip

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And of course Martin 'I am not finding this funny' Jol has his legendary brothers Dick and Cock

 

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Worthing

• Jan 29, 2020

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Our next door neighbours are Rose West on one side and Munchie the Munchkin on the other.

 

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el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Jan 29, 2020

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A girl I worked with had a bit of a reputation for, shall we say, being a bit promiscuous. She was called ‘Miss Martini’ as in - “Anytime, any place, anywhere.”