[Albion] To bother Paul Barber at the cinema or not last night.....

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Dancin Ninja BHA

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Stood next to Barber and his wife and I think father-in-law at the queue at the Marina to watch '1917' last night.....(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

Do I ask him about signings? Or leave him alone as he's off duty? In the end thought, "Nah, not the right place, he's off duty."

Am I the only one here who thinks that, or do you lot think he's fair game at anytime to talk Albion matters?

P.S. Paul if you are reading this, dress your age...….you are not 30 anymore

 

Icy Gull

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So what was so inappropriate about the way he was dressed?

 

Bry Nylon

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You saw Barber? Out?

 

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Icy Gull said:

So what was so inappropriate about the way he was dressed?

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This. No dress restrictions in the 1917 Club shirley?

 

gripper stebson

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I would have leant over and taken the top off his coke bottle.

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Cadiz Seagull

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Icy Gull said:

So what was so inappropriate about the way he was dressed?

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Mustard sweater?

 

Psychobilly freakout

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Dancin Ninja BHA said:

'1917' last night.....(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

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I can’t believe or trust anything you say after this pearl of wisdom.

 

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Dancin Ninja BHA said:

Stood next to Barber and his wife and I think father-in-law at the queue at the Marina to watch '1917' last night.....(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

Do I ask him about signings? Or leave him alone as he's off duty? In the end thought, "Nah, not the right place, he's off duty."

Am I the only one here who thinks that, or do you lot think he's fair game at anytime to talk Albion matters?

P.S. Paul if you are reading this, dress your age...….you are not 30 anymore

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Is there any need to be that insulting? What were YOU wearing? Are you some sort of style guru?

 

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No doubt he still found time to reply to an aggrieved fan about the price of the vegan sausage roll whilst munching through a reasonable £7.99 bucket of Popcorn

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Wrong-Direction

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I thought the film got good reviews?

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The correct answer was to whip out your phone and send him an email.

You’d have had a response long before you took your seats to watch the film.

 

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jezzer

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You should have said to him " I was gonna talk to you about the Albion but as I'm gonna conclude this film is shit, Ive decided I don't know what the hell I'm talking about"!

 

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Giraffe said:

Is there any need to be that insulting? What were YOU wearing? Are you some sort of style guru?

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RossyG

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Other than, “Hello, my name’s Ninja and I wouldn’t know a decent film of it stapled my left bollock to a leopard” what would you have said to him?

 

sparkie

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You should have suggested he would have been better off resting his eyes when taking a brief time out from the endless hours of watching striker showreels.

 

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Psychobilly freakout said:

I can’t believe or trust anything you say after this pearl of wisdom.

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Indeed.

Whether or not you enjoyed the film’s content, to describe it as “pants” is patently ridiculous.


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GOM

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• Jan 26, 2020

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Dancin Ninja BHA said:

..(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

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Psychobilly freakout said:

I can’t believe or trust anything you say after this pearl of wisdom.

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jezzer said:

You should have said to him " I was gonna talk to you about the Albion but as I'm gonna conclude this film is shit, Ive decided I don't know what the hell I'm talking about"!

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Well I sort of agree with the OP. It wasn't pants, it was artistically watchable but it wasn't great movie, IMO of course. I don't think it deserves the rave reviews it's getting, I got the feeling the whole way through it was a set of cliched vignettes strung together.

 

Worried Man Blues

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He should have been wearing camouflage....

 

DJ NOBO

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Dancin Ninja BHA said:

Stood next to Barber and his wife and I think father-in-law at the queue at the Marina to watch '1917' last night.....(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

Do I ask him about signings? Or leave him alone as he's off duty? In the end thought, "Nah, not the right place, he's off duty."

Am I the only one here who thinks that, or do you lot think he's fair game at anytime to talk Albion matters?

P.S. Paul if you are reading this, dress your age...….you are not 30 anymore

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If he was dressed badly you should have told him

 

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• Jan 26, 2020

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Dancin Ninja BHA said:

Stood next to Barber and his wife and I think father-in-law at the queue at the Marina to watch '1917' last night.....(don't bother watching the film if you are thinking about it, it's pants)

Do I ask him about signings? Or leave him alone as he's off duty? In the end thought, "Nah, not the right place, he's off duty."

Am I the only one here who thinks that, or do you lot think he's fair game at anytime to talk Albion matters?

P.S. Paul if you are reading this, dress your age...….you are not 30 anymore

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I suppose [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION] ushered the Barber tribe to their seats