gazingdown
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Players may no longer keep dogs.
Why?
Because they cannot hold onto a lead.
Why?
Because they cannot hold onto a lead.
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[Humour] Potter edicts - instructions to all players
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RossyG
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Apparently they're relocating the Amex to outer space. Then we'll have a good excuse for having no atmosphere.
And the gift shop will be launching the new Albion bra. It has a lot of support but no cups.
On the other hand, I left two tickets for the Palace Sheffield game on the dashboard of my car. When I came back, some ******* had broken the windscreen and left two more.
And the gift shop will be launching the new Albion bra. It has a lot of support but no cups.
On the other hand, I left two tickets for the Palace Sheffield game on the dashboard of my car. When I came back, some ******* had broken the windscreen and left two more.
Algernon
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They've got a visit to Tarnerland coming up in the hope they'll see how to play nicely together.
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Not so sure about that. I was at Tarnerland in the early 70s. I was on the receiving end of a few crunching tackles in the meadow.
portlock seagull
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Potter walks into a pub and asks for a shot.” What of?” asks landlord. “Dunno, never seen one before” he replies.
Landlord gives him an odd look, mutters “I’ll be right back..” and tries to get away.
“Fantastic,” beams Potter. “I was planning to play Alzate there again, but let’s give you a go!”
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hart's shirt
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Potter is very strict. During the Bournemouth match, he saw 2 Brighton supporters climbing over the wall.
He grabbed them and said, "Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes".
He grabbed them and said, "Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes".
gazingdown
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Potter took the players to an orphanage during the international break.
"It's so sad to see all their little faces, sad, with no hope" said Ben, aged 5.
"It's so sad to see all their little faces, sad, with no hope" said Ben, aged 5.
gazingdown
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The, 5 of the orphan kids then played a game of football with the whole Brighton team.
Potter turns up after 10 minutes and shouted out "Hey, lads, that's really not on, there's 11 of you PL players against 5 little kids"
Ben, still aged 5, shouts out "Shut up Potter, we're winning 1:0"
Potter turns up after 10 minutes and shouted out "Hey, lads, that's really not on, there's 11 of you PL players against 5 little kids"
Ben, still aged 5, shouts out "Shut up Potter, we're winning 1:0"
BensGrandad
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FWIW I am told GP can be seen most mornings walking his dog down Rocky Lane Haywards Heath. Usually he is behind trying to catch up.
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Isn't it just great to get behind the manager?
Can we have some Palace jokes instead?
Can we have some Palace jokes instead?
gazingdown
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Their entire club!
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
RossyG
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*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
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