[Football] Martin Keown pundit extraordinaire.

AmexRuislip · Jan 14, 2020

Listening to MK on BBC1 tonight, I cannot help thinking he's a crap pundit.
Looks like an angry Lee Evans.
Trying to pronounce Tanganga has made me chuckle.
I may have misheard him allegedly mention that Gus Poyet has just got off the sunbed.
Any twitter links?

Iggle Piggle · Jan 14, 2020

Did he really just say "They've got to keep thier ship on the road"

FFS

LamieRobertson · Jan 14, 2020

AmexRuislip said:
Listening to MK on BBC1 tonight, I cannot help thinking he's a crap pundit.
Looks like an angry Lee Evans.
Trying to pronounce Tanganga has made me chuckle.
I may have misheard him allegedly mention that Gus Poyet has just got off the sunbed.
Any twitter links?

You did not ....but Gus was well tanned

studio150 · Jan 14, 2020

AmexRuislip said:
Listening to MK on BBC1 tonight, I cannot help thinking he's a crap pundit.
Looks like an angry Lee Evans.
Trying to pronounce Tanganga has made me chuckle.
I may have misheard him allegedly mention that Gus Poyet has just got off the sunbed.
Any twitter links?

Some of MK's highlights from tonight.

Jose Mourninho is clapping his hands more than he has at any other club

Tantanga

Kantanga

And see Post #2

dazzer6666 · Jan 14, 2020

‘Can walk away with their chests held high’

Jim Van Winkle · Jan 15, 2020

One observation I’ve made of MK when he is doing punditry work is that he tries to talk and annunciate every word very slowly trying to sound more intelligent. I think he went to the Garth Crooks school of media training. He is not fooling anyone, dumb as a box of rocks that lad.

Not Andy Naylor · Jan 15, 2020

Jim Van Winkle said:
One observation I’ve made of MK when he is doing punditry work is that he tries to talk and annunciate every word very slowly trying to sound more intelligent. I think he went to the Garth Crooks school of media training. He is not fooling anyone, dumb as a box of rocks that lad.

It's 'enunciate', if we're trying to sound intelligent.

Easy 10 · Jan 15, 2020

Not Andy Naylor said:
It's 'enunciate', if we're trying to sound intelligent.

Megazone · Jan 15, 2020

It's his Italian hand gestures when talking football which does my nut in.

Most glittered trophy winner to ever play for us?

Jim Van Winkle · Jan 15, 2020

Not Andy Naylor said:
It's 'enunciate', if we're trying to sound intelligent.

Ouch, thanks for being pedantic. You must be a right laugh over a beer.

Normal Rob · Jan 15, 2020

Not Andy Naylor said:
It's 'enunciate', if we're trying to sound intelligent.

Jim Van Winkle said:
Ouch, thanks for being pedantic. You must be a right laugh over a beer.

Well it made me laugh, but not as much as the reply :catfight:

Jimmy Grimble · Jan 15, 2020

Every time I see him/hear him I’m more convinced he’s autistic.

Made me wonder how many footballers from that era, and to a lesser extent this era, probably go through their entire career with some form of an undiagnosed mental developmental issue (yes I know autism doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s mental development is affected).

Megazone · Jan 15, 2020

Jimmy Grimble said:
Every time I see him/hear him I’m more convinced he’s autistic.

Made me wonder how many footballers from that era, and to a lesser extent this era, probably go through their entire career with some form of an undiagnosed mental developmental issue (yes I know autism doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s mental development is affected).

We're all on the autism spectrum

Horses Arse · Jan 15, 2020

Jimmy Grimble said:
Every time I see him/hear him I’m more convinced he’s autistic.

Made me wonder how many footballers from that era, and to a lesser extent this era, probably go through their entire career with some form of an undiagnosed mental developmental issue (yes I know autism doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s mental development is affected).

Ortistic shawly

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AmexRuislip · Jan 15, 2020

[tweet]1205214991122673665[/tweet]

Anyone care to say WTF this was all about :wozza:

Bladders · Jan 15, 2020

studio150 said:
Kantanga

Making a comeback for Live & Let Die 2

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Jimmy Grimble · Jan 15, 2020

Megazone said:
We're all on the autism spectrum

Well, yes. Everyone presents ‘quirks’ of autistic behaviour now and again. He just seems to present it very often to me.

He is clearly obsessive about football and it genuinely appears to be something he uses to try make sense of the world, as evidenced by his bizzare analogies and metaphors.

Jimmy Grimble · Jan 15, 2020

AmexRuislip said:
[tweet]1205214991122673665[/tweet]

Anyone care to say WTF this was all about

A prime example.

Not Andy Naylor · Jan 15, 2020

Jim Van Winkle said:
One observation I’ve made of MK when he is doing punditry work is that he tries to talk and annunciate every word very slowly trying to sound more intelligent. I think he went to the Garth Crooks school of media training. He is not fooling anyone, dumb as a box of rocks that lad.

I agree that he tries to put on a bit of an act when he's on TV. He's much more relaxed away from the cameras. I thought his joke in the website interview about Gary O'Reilly suddenly getting better marks out of ten when he arrived because reporters mixed them up was pretty funny.

Coalburner · Jan 15, 2020

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