[Sussex] Boli Bolingoli

crodonilson · Jan 6, 2020

24 year old from Celtic, plays left wing and left midfield can also play central defence and central midfield, versatility is his middle name. Reports North of the border 3 EPL clubs have made inquiries and my mate Dirty Barry reckons were one of them.

Likely to be available for as little as £8m could he be the mystery player we’re after?

schmunk · Jan 6, 2020

crodonilson said:
versatility is his middle name.

No, it's Bongoli...

...probably.

Edit: You didn't mention that he's ROMELU LUKAKU'S COUSIN. Get him signed.

Mellotron · Jan 6, 2020

You just found the best name you could, didn't you?

Dick Swiveller · Jan 6, 2020

Sounds like one of the made up names the bloke on Youtube I watch comes up with. Are we also in for Bingo Hazmat and Spock Bumson? Cindi Vapid could do a job for the women as well.

Guinness Boy · Jan 6, 2020

Dick Swiveller said:
Sounds like one of the made up names the bloke on Youtube I watch comes up with. Are we also in for Bingo Hazmat and Spock Bumson? Cindi Vapid could do a job for the women as well.

Cindi would link up well with Collaterlie Sisters in midfield. And there are rumours that the latest Irish target for the U23s is Peter O'Hanrahanrahan.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jan 6, 2020

Where is the WAG pic and showreel?

Crodo, Crodo...... :facepalm:

AmexRuislip · Jan 6, 2020

crodonilson said:
24 year old from Celtic, plays left wing and left midfield can also play central defence and central midfield, versatility is his middle name. Reports North of the border 3 EPL clubs have made inquiries and my mate Dirty Barry reckons were one of them.

Likely to be available for as little as £8m could he be the mystery player we’re after?

Italian Leftie ?..

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jan 6, 2020

Mellotron said:
You just found the best name you could, didn't you?

His full name is actually Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo.

I was going to post the name of a student I taught some years ago then decided first to check if he has an online fingerprint. He does. He's now a preacher, and loves god very much, so I won't post his remarkable name. It makes Boli's look pedestrian. :lolol:

Horses Arse · Jan 6, 2020

Mellotron said:
You just found the best name you could, didn't you?

Coventry's a good place to start looking for oddly named footballers. I like the sound of Fankaty Dabo

Miximate · Jan 6, 2020

Super Steve Earle · Jan 6, 2020

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
His full name is actually Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo.

I was going to post the name of a student I taught some years ago then decided first to check if he has an online fingerprint. He does. He's now a preacher, and loves god very much, so I won't post his remarkable name. It makes Boli's look pedestrian.

Is the M silent in Mbombo or is it like the drinks advert with the terrific chant we couldn't use or adapt in any way whatsoever?

Publius Ovidius · Jan 6, 2020

Love his pasta sauce!

Bakero · Jan 6, 2020

Super Steve Earle said:
Is the M silent in Mbombo or is it like the drinks advert with the terrific chant we couldn't use or adapt in any way whatsoever?

The M isn't silent and he is indeed of Congolese descent. It writes itself, doesn't it? For this reason alone we should sign him up.

hart's shirt · Jan 6, 2020

Super Steve Earle said:
Is the M silent in Mbombo or is it like the drinks advert with the terrific chant we couldn't use or adapt in any way whatsoever?

"Um Bongo, Um Bongo, you're better off with Strongbow..."

LamieRobertson · Jan 6, 2020

schmunk said:
No, it's Bongoli...

...probably.

Edit: You didn't mention that he's ROMELU LUKAKU'S COUSIN. Get him signed.

All sounds like a load of bongoli

marlowe · Jan 6, 2020

He probably knows José Izquierdo quite well. They both played for Club Brugge during the same three year period 2014-17.

Knocky's Nose · Jan 6, 2020

There's a song to the tune of champion the wonder horse in there. It's a yes from me...

Tony Towner's Fridge · Jan 6, 2020

Like nearly all the Celtic squad he is distinctly mediocre. No-one in the Old Firm squads would do a 'better than we have' job apart from maybe Barisic the Rangers full back who looks pretty special IMHO.
Or we could waste millions on Frimpong a 17 year old David Armstrong (remember him?), who can run but looks silly most of the time because he falls over a lot.

TNBA

TTF

crodonilson · Jan 6, 2020

Tony Towner's Fridge said:
Like nearly all the Celtic squad he is distinctly mediocre. No-one in the Old Firm squads would do a 'better than we have' job apart from maybe Barisic the Rangers full back who looks pretty special IMHO.
Or we could waste millions on Frimpong a 17 year old David Armstrong (remember him?), who can run but looks silly most of the time because he falls over a lot.

TNBA

TTF

I doubt Bolingoli would be an instant first teamed but an excellent squad player, the versatility to play all 3 left sided positions and also cover for central defence and holding midfield.

METALMICKY · Jan 6, 2020

Dick Swiveller said:
Sounds like one of the made up names the bloke on Youtube I watch comes up with. Are we also in for Bingo Hazmat and Spock Bumson? Cindi Vapid could do a job for the women as well.

Saw the title and thought it was an off topic Italian recipe!

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