[Technology] New Decade, New Technology: What Will Replace The Omsung Phine?

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

Asking for a friend.

 

Stat Brother

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Moving sex dolls.



Replying for a friend.

 

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Vodafone suggested they could let me have an Apple TV box for £2 per month on my existing contract but I said thanks but no thanks.

 

Bry Nylon

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BensGrandad said:

Vodafone suggested they could let me have an Apple TV box for £2 per month on my existing contract but I said thanks but no thanks.

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I don't suppose they mentioned how much for the moving sex doll, did they?

 

AmexRuislip

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In the future Bluetooth will be replaced by Backteeth, as everyone will be fed up with it not fecking working properly.

 

Thunder Bolt

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Tom Hark said:

Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

Asking for a friend.

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Do you mean Ben's grandson? You may be getting your ancestors and descendants mixed up.

 

AmexRuislip

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Bry Nylon said:

I don't suppose they mentioned how much for the moving sex doll, did they?

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Future toy for the fire service between shouts, reignite the reduntant pole.

 

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Books, garden tools for growing veggies, bicycles, rediscovering friendly card games, jumpers for goalposts, public transport. I wouldn't assume technology will continue moving forward (not at the same pace, anyway). Most of it is more for the benefit of the sellers than the buyers; maybe we'll reach a mature saturation point.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Thunder Bolt said:

Do you mean Ben's grandson? You may be getting your ancestors and descendants mixed up.

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Good point, needlessly pickily made

OP clearly doesn't know his antecedents from his elbow

 

Dick Head

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Bry Nylon said:

I don't suppose they mentioned how much for the moving sex doll, did they?

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You'll be so old you'll have to fold it in.

 

GT49er

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Tom Hark said:

Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

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No idea what it'll be - but what I have no doubt whatsoever about is that I won't be dashing out to buy one!

 

The Clamp

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New tech will be focussed on environmental and energy projects. Personal tech has plateaued with new stuff being for completists and those who have more money than sense. Things may get faster but there’ll be no major innovation in the next five years.

 

Stat Brother

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Dick Head said:

You'll be so old you'll have to fold it in.

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You mean it's gonna get worse?

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Dick Head said:

You'll be so old you'll have to fold it in.

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Let bygones be bygones sez I. Time to welcome [MENTION=17434]firemandan[/MENTION] back into the, er, FOLD

 

Thunder Bolt

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Tom Hark said:

Good point, needlessly pickily made

OP clearly doesn't know his antecedents from his elbow

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Needlessly picky aka pedantic

 

Bry Nylon

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Dick Head said:

You'll be so old you'll have to fold it in.

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I was hoping to get the female variant.

 

studio150

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Robots doing almost all jobs from barmen to accountants and a home robot for household chores.

Leaving us free to become couch potatoes

 

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Thunder Bolt said:

Do you mean Ben's grandson? You may be getting your ancestors and descendants mixed up.

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Ben may have a son called Ben and BG will update his username to become BGG. And Bens Dad Ben will be posting. Then the new Ben too. Wonder what the current BGs son is called. It'll be a Benfest

 

vegster

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maffew said:

Ben may have a son called Ben and BG will update his username to become BGG. And Bens Dad Ben will be posting. Then the new Ben too. Wonder what the current BGs son is called. It'll be a Benfest

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Dark days ahead, " my Tesla driverless car does not indicate when turning left on a gradient? "

" how do I programme my electric toothbrush to rotate clockwise? "

" Alexa won't accept my orders once I have had a third Port and Lemon? "

 

Dick Head

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