[Albion] Song for Ali J.

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969

Jun 11, 2011

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Worthing

• Jan 1, 2020

• #1

After his two tap ins in the last two games he needs a song, I tried this one when he first singed for us, but, for some unfathomable reason, people didn’t sing it, so, here goes.

Jahanbaksh,
Jahanbaksh,
Alireza Jahanbaksh
He’s got no song,
Cos his names too long
Alireza Jahanbaksh.

 

super-seagulls

Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?

Feb 1, 2011

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Probably working!

• Jan 1, 2020

• #2

He’s got a song;
Oh Ali, Ali
Ali Ali Ali Ali, Jahanbakhsh!

And what you’ve done is steal Mooy’s song;
Aaron Mooy, Aaron Mooy
Aaron, Aaron Mooy,
He’s got no hair,
But we don’t care
‘Cause he’s Aaron, Aaron Mooy.

 

lawros left foot

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Jun 11, 2011

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Worthing

• Jan 1, 2020

• Thread starter
• #3

super-seagulls said:

He’s got a song;
Oh Ali, Ali
Ali Ali Ali Ali, Jahanbakhsh!

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But everyone has got that song.


Well, with their own name, obviously.

 

super-seagulls

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Feb 1, 2011

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• Jan 1, 2020

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lawros left foot said:

But everyone has got that song.


Well, with their own name, obviously.

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See my edit!

 

RossyG

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Dec 20, 2014

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• Jan 1, 2020

• #5

Ali J
Ali J
Ali Ali J
He’s got nice hair
But we don’t care
Ali Ali J

 

BNthree

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Sep 14, 2016

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WeHo

• Jan 1, 2020

• #6

Iranian men, hallelujah!

 

schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018

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Mid mid mid Sussex

• Jan 1, 2020

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There's the "He's Iranian" song to Englishman in New York posted somewhere here previously.

Edit: also, his name sung to the Seven Nation Army riff.

 

Skaville

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Jun 10, 2004

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Queens Park

• Jan 1, 2020

• #8

Jahanbaksh and the gladrags by Sterophonics would fit if someone would be kind enough to do the honours

 

seagullwedgee

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schmunk said:

There's the "He's Iranian" song to Englishman in New York posted somewhere here previously.

Edit: also, his name sung to the Seven Nation Army riff.

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Ohhhh, he’s Iranian,
Ali is Iranian,
He don’t drink and
He don’t eat pork.


copyright- Sting

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Jan 1, 2020

• #10

lawros left foot said:

After his two tap ins in the last two games he needs a song, I tried this one when he first singed for us, but, for some unfathomable reason, people didn’t sing it, so, here goes.

Jahanbaksh,
Jahanbaksh,
Alireza Jahanbaksh
He’s got no song,
Cos his names too long
Alireza Jahanbaksh.

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Perhaps to this

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,350

• Jan 1, 2020

• #11

There was one in the North concourse after the game today

Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi

Simple yet effective

 

Gabbiano

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Dec 18, 2017

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Spank the Manc

• Jan 1, 2020

• #12

To Rock the casbah:

Your left back don’t like him
Doo doo doo (clap clap)
Ali Jahanbakhsh
Ali Jahanbakhsh

 

Johnny RoastBeef

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Jan 11, 2016

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• Jan 1, 2020

• #13

Oh, My Darling Clementine has the same number of syllables as alireza jahanbakhsh.

Might make the start of a good chant.

 

Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005

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Johnny RoastBeef said:

Oh, My Darling Clementine has the same number of syllables as alireza jahanbakhsh.

Might make the start of a good chant.

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just singing his name to that tune would be a great song

 

Withdean and I

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Aug 6, 2003

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• Jan 1, 2020

• #15

I’ve actually had a bit of one since we signed him but have kept it to myself until now.
To the tune of ‘Prince Ali’ from Aladdin....
“Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Jahanbakhsh”
Needs a bit more work but could be great.

https://youtu.be/_EVlNhmTEPI


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Seagull1989

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Oct 31, 2011

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To the tune of Starman by David Bowie

There’s a starman running down the right !
His name’s Jahanbaksh
and he’s ****ing dynamite

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jan 2, 2020

• #17

Peter Tosh's "Stepping Razor". Change to "Alireza". Just a few verses to learn. Should catch on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaIFNk80JQ

 

Gazwag

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• Jan 2, 2020

• #18

Whoa o He's Iranian
Looks nothing like an alien
He is Ali Jahanbakhsh

 

Monkey Man

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Jan 30, 2005

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Neither here nor there

• Jan 2, 2020

• #19

In the below-the-line comments on the Guardian's report of yesterday's game, someone observed that "Jahanbaksh" sound like the onomatopoeic word for two shopping trolleys colliding.

I thought it was quite amusing though sadly it doesn't help with the song writing exercise.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

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England

• Jan 2, 2020

• #20

Backstreets Back - Backstreet Boys

Oh my God he's back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the flavor show you how
I've gotta question for ya
He's gonna answer now

Pre chorus:
Does he come from Iran?
(yeah)
Is he a sexy man?
(yeah)
Is he good at football?
(yeah)
Is he everything we need?
You better rock you body now

Chorus
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
On the left or on the right
Ja-han-bakhsh's alright.