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Brok

Brok

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Dec 26, 2011
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When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied🎵 "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"🎵
 




Mr Bridger

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
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Earth
Brok said:
When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied�� "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"��
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Opening the crackers a bit early ???
 


Napier

Napier

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Jan 27, 2009
2,123
Devon
I trust that you endeavoured to ascertain his reasoning for this - was it three because there were three kings or was it based on the Trinity?
 




Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
Brok said:
When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied�� "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"��
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When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?
 




F

Fungus

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May 21, 2004
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Truro
I'm confused. Edmonds or Gallagher?
 




Napier

Napier

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Jan 27, 2009
2,123
Devon
Bry Nylon said:
When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?
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When they came out all burnt, did he shrug his shoulders and say "the show must go on"?
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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He sang that he wanted to BREAK free.

I suspect the petty instruction was too much for him.

I think he just wanted to ride his bicycle home.
 








zefarelly

zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sussex, by the sea
Too many cakes makes for fat bottomed girls.

Now I'm here, I have a very good banana cake recipe.
 


RossyG

RossyG

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Dec 20, 2014
2,630
I’m sure a nice banana would be right up Freddie Mercury’s alley.
 










Questions

Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
24,894
Worthing
I opened this thread with a huge amount of anticipation and cannot believe how that changed within ten minutes of
 


clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,324
The joke doesn't work because Freddie Mercury famously didn't have a sweet tooth.

When his mother ran up inviting him round for tea and cake, Freddie would usually reply "Moma, just grilled some ham" and stay at home.
 








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