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[Football] Fat Palace W@nker (literally)





RossyG

Well-known member
Dec 20, 2014
2,630
12-month community service and costs sounds about right. Sleazy act; sleazy character. I doubt this was his debut at public acts of gross indecency, but hopefully it’ll be his swan song.
 


Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
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Multicultural Brum


Se20

Banned
Oct 3, 2012
3,981
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?
 


blue-shifted

Banned
Feb 20, 2004
7,645
a galaxy far far away
He's bloody lucky the girl wasn't a year younger. He wouldn't have known
 




WhingForPresident

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Feb 23, 2009
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Marlborough
Mitigating for Shipperley, Sarah O'Kane said: "Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question. This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

Up there with 'Hitler? Never heard of him' in the excuse stakes.
 


RossyG

Well-known member
Dec 20, 2014
2,630
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

He played the longest and made the most appearances for Crystal Palace, hence the BBC calling him an ex-Palace player.

Although of course that was a different Palace entirely and not the one founded in 2010.
 


Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,508
East Wales
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?
Have those clubs got a bar named after him at their ground too?
 
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knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010
12,946
He claims he was showing grief after the death of his father....it must have been tattooed on his knob.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
So one of their ex-players is a convicted sex offender.
One of their current players has had to deny being a nazi, and had to deny all knowledge of WW2 in order to convince a panel to get off the charge.
One of their staff shits all over the floor in a dressing room.

Class club.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,721
Worthing
He claims he was showing grief after the death of his father....it must have been tattooed on his knob.

:D So he tried to throttle his fathers image. ???
 


Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
23,584
Online
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

He been employed as a host in 'Legends boxes' at just one of these clubs.

Assume he's on a legends wall somewhere at Selhurst too - or has that been covered with cladding?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
Do you mean Fat Chelsea,Watford,Southampton,Crystal Palace,Nottingham Forest,Barnsley,Wimbledon,Sheffield Utd, Brentford, and lastly North Greenford United wanker ?

No, no we don't ???
 




Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,226
Glad the headlines rightfully name the CPFC franchise as his main club - although it was CPFC99 that he played under most. Poor from them - wonder what song they’ll sing about him given they like to sing nasty ones about innocent men?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,521
Quite literally a stain on Palace's reputation.
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
23,710
GOSBTS
So they sing about Lewis Dunk, who was found not guilty - and was not even up for what they think.

Yet one of their own ex players is convicted of this ? Hahaha
 






SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
5,674
London
He been employed as a host in 'Legends boxes' at just one of these clubs.

Assume he's on a legends wall somewhere at Selhurst too - or has that been covered with cladding?


Covered in spunk more like.
 



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