[Food] Do you stand or sit when wiping your behind after doing a poo?

Albion my Albion

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #1

I really can't stand to discuss this but arse wiping is important to me.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Dec 11, 2019

• #2

I have no legs

 

Chicken Run

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Valley of Hangleton

• Dec 11, 2019

• #3

Stand.

 

M

Mayonaise

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Haywards Heath

• Dec 11, 2019

• #4

Really?

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Dec 11, 2019

• #5

Stand, otherwise there is no way my butler can access the required area.

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Bold Seagull

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Mar 18, 2010

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Hove

• Dec 11, 2019

• #6

The important question is wipe from the back or the front?

 

schmunk

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #7

Bold Seagull said:

The important question is wipe from the back or the front?

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Spirals from the middle, surely...?

 

The Clamp

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• Dec 11, 2019

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I don’t sit down in the first place. Just empty my scrudders out at the end of the week.

 

S

Seagull kimchi

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Korea and India

• Dec 11, 2019

• #9

Who wipes these days? Or should I say - Who persists with smearing their fecal matter around their buttocks with wads of useless paper?

We're not toddlers - wash your asses people, and then wash your hands. Egh!

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #10

#safestanding

 

Boys 9d

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Lancing

• Dec 11, 2019

• #11

Squat.

 

SIMMO SAYS

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #12

Albion my Albion said:

I really can't stand to discuss this but arse wiping is important to me.

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You need to up your drugs dose

 

Trufflehound

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The democratic and free EU

• Dec 11, 2019

• #13

Boys 9d said:

Squit.

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Edited for accuracy...

 

Gritt23

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #14

I thought standing was the obvious answer, but at the moment we're out-numbered.

Next we'll have people saying they scrunch the toilet paper rather than folding it, before wiping.

 

M

mylesfdo

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #15

Combo for me!

 

Grombleton

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #16

Cartwheeling. usually.

 

SK1NT

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Thames Ditton

• Dec 11, 2019

• #17

I am not a big guy but even for me there is no room for me to reach behind between the toilet seat and my bum. I also don't fancy my sleeve rubbing the back of the toilet seat. I want free range of movement to wipe----STAND

 

Fignon's Ponytail

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On the Beach

• Dec 11, 2019

• #18

Gritt23 said:

Next we'll have people saying they scrunch the toilet paper rather than folding it, before wiping.

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Aah, memories....the thread which somehow brought me into the NSC family in the first place. Happy days

Sit.

 

Is it PotG?

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Sussex by the Sea

• Dec 11, 2019

• #19

 

Razzoo

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• Dec 11, 2019

• #20

Bidets are surely the way to go. One thing the French got right. (That and killing their Royals off)