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[Albion] An Albion Christmas Carol



lawros left foot

lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,726
Worthing
An Albion carol: 🎄

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.
 






Dick Swiveller

Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,158
Thought it was going to be Spence as Scrooge, BG as Jacob Marley explaining to Scrooge that the money was just resting in his account and passing on gossip that he heard from other ghosts, Thunderbolt as Mrs Cratchit, PPF as the Ghost of Christmas Past when it was well tasty, innit? And Mouldy as whoever Animal played in the Muppet one.
 


Thunder Bolt

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Aug 18, 2009
65,503
Beside the seaside, beside the sea
lawros left foot said:
An Albion carol: ��

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.
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I did copy it to the Arsenal match thread, but you're right, it does deserve a thread of its own.
Very clever.
 


Stato

Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
6,585
Dick Swiveller said:
Thought it was going to be Spence as Scrooge, BG as Jacob Marley explaining to Scrooge that the money was just resting in his account and passing on gossip that he heard from other ghosts, Thunderbolt as Mrs Cratchit, PPF as the Ghost of Christmas Past when it was well tasty, innit? And Mouldy as whoever Animal played in the Muppet one.
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With apologies to Mr Dickens:

"Brighton was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the pundits, the bookies, the tabloids, and the chief 'experts' making predictions on Youtube. Twitter signed it: and Twitter's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Brighton was as dead as a door-nail."
 




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Hastings gull

Well-known member
Nov 23, 2013
4,635
lawros left foot said:
An Albion carol: ��

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.
Click to expand...

Good idea to post it -really good.
 




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