[Albion] Possibly the most obscure question ever asked on NSC?

Stat Brother · Dec 3, 2019

Possibly the most obscure question ever asked on NSC?

(reaching across desk to intercom)

"Enid cancel all my calls and meetings, something important has come up".

Ecosse Exile · Dec 3, 2019

Albion my Albion said:
Most obscure question on NSC

Does anyone know how to repair one of these?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Herr Tubthumper · Dec 3, 2019

Albion my Albion said:
Most obscure question on NSC

Does anyone know how to repair one of these?

Should be a 2 minute job for a vet?

Gary Leeds · Dec 3, 2019

If I was to stand as a BNP candidate in the council elections in Bradford would I get more votes than a conservative candidate in Withdean?

perseus · Dec 3, 2019

Why has the bear on the Bayeaux Tapestry got a tail?

AZ Gull · Dec 3, 2019

Not Andy Naylor said:
Does anyone know if Albion had a match postponed on Feb 16 1985?

Tim Carder's official history mentions that the Goldstone crowd was low the previous Saturday (Feb 9) because ice closed the East Terrace. The next game was Feb 23. Was 16th perhaps the date of the FA Cup fifth round? Or was there a big freeze?

Anyone with a programme from that season who can tell me?

It sounds like [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]'s Albion programme website isn't top of your bookmarks list, which is something you need to rectify immediately - Seagulls Programmes

Albion my Albion · Dec 3, 2019

Ecosse Exile said:
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yes, I let it rub against my leg.

Sirnormangall · Dec 3, 2019

perseus said:
Why has the bear on the Bayeaux Tapestry got a tail?

View attachment 117774

It isn’t a tail.

Hiney · Dec 6, 2019

Brighton Lines said:
It was FA Cup fifth round day.

We were due to play at home to Blackburn Rovers who reached the fifth round, losing to Manchester United.

It would probably have been cancelled anyway. No matches survived in the south that day.

A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

Albion my Albion · Dec 6, 2019

Sirnormangall said:
It isn’t a tail.

Really? Dropping a deuce?

Not Andy Naylor · Dec 6, 2019

Hiney said:
A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

A pedant approves.

Superphil · Dec 6, 2019

What's the difference between a duck?

narly101 · Dec 6, 2019

Superphil said:
What's the difference between a duck?

your mum

Eeyore · Dec 6, 2019

Hiney said:
A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

An ungrateful whinger writes:

If it had been for the hours in your bloody site I would probably have a fecking life and remembered I have friends by now.

Sirnormangall · Dec 6, 2019

Albion my Albion said:
Really? Dropping a deuce?

Possibly - is the bear in the woods?

Albion my Albion · Dec 7, 2019

Sirnormangall said:
Possibly - is the bear in the woods?

Not for long.The Bears beat the Cowboys yesterday, who were the ones caught with their pants down, 31,24

perseus · Dec 7, 2019

Sirnormangall said:
It isn’t a tail.

He saw an animal that liked to growl,
Big furry paws and he liked to howl,
Great big furry back and furry hair.
"Ah, think I'll call it a .........

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