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Many small scale studies confirm that people who cycle everywhere are not as considerate as people who walk.
This can be seen in all small villages, towns and large city’s around the country, as cyclists, who do not walk regularly do not appreciate the sheer terror and absolute frustration caused by cyclists weaving in and out of crowds, bumping up and down kerbs, completely disregarding the Highway Code amongst many other offences and irritations.
One survey, which monitored a large stretch of cycle path, showed that many cyclists didn’t use the cycle path choosing instead to cycle on the road or on the pavements.
Experts suggest that cyclists have imaonlyonesyndrone, which is a serious untreatable disease that only cyclists seem to catch. The syndrome makes people believe that when they start peddling, nobody else exists and they can act as they wish.
Oddly, and scientists still don’t quite understand why but it makes sufferers dress all in lycra. The belief is that the tight clothing makes people feel cocooned and helps with the disillusion that they are alone on the planet.
This can be seen in all small villages, towns and large city’s around the country, as cyclists, who do not walk regularly do not appreciate the sheer terror and absolute frustration caused by cyclists weaving in and out of crowds, bumping up and down kerbs, completely disregarding the Highway Code amongst many other offences and irritations.
One survey, which monitored a large stretch of cycle path, showed that many cyclists didn’t use the cycle path choosing instead to cycle on the road or on the pavements.
Experts suggest that cyclists have imaonlyonesyndrone, which is a serious untreatable disease that only cyclists seem to catch. The syndrome makes people believe that when they start peddling, nobody else exists and they can act as they wish.
Oddly, and scientists still don’t quite understand why but it makes sufferers dress all in lycra. The belief is that the tight clothing makes people feel cocooned and helps with the disillusion that they are alone on the planet.
