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Stat Brother

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For those of us who have a moral objection to The Mail On Line.
I'll take the hit, so you don't have too:-

Ex-Crystal Palace footballer Neil Shipperley, 45, exposed himself and performed a sex act in front of a mother and her 16-year-old daughter as he sat in a white van
 
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Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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For those of us who have a moral object to The Mail On Line.
I'll take the hit, so you don't have too:-

Ex-Crystal Palace footballer Neil Shipperley, 45, exposed himself and performed a sex act in front of a mother and her 16-year-old daughter as he sat in a white van

Although, in fairness:

Defending, Sarah O'Kane said: 'He accepts that he had his penis out but was not masturbating in the usual sense of the word.'
 




LlcoolJ

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Oct 14, 2009
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Is that a typo or is he really only 45?

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:eek::eek::eek:

Suddenly I feel a lot better about myself. :lolol:
 




Tim Over Whelmed

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In fairness, when at Palace, he was pulled off a lot!
 






LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
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His defence should include the fact that it must be very difficult to tell what he may have been fiddling with below his belly. It's entirely plausible that he was attempting to salvage a rogue saveloy that he'd dropped while scoffing one of his thrice daily chippy teas.
 














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His defence should include the fact that it must be very difficult to tell what he may have been fiddling with below his belly. It's entirely plausible that he was attempting to salvage a rogue saveloy that he'd dropped while scoffing one of his thrice daily chippy teas.

I was thinking the same - he'd do well to find it.
 












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