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[Humour] Whicker Island
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And while the good folk of Happy Valley tenaciously frolicked away, their wise old king, who was a merry old thing, played strange songs on his Hammond organ all day long, up in his castle where he lived with his gracious Queen Syllabub, and their lovely daughter Princess Mitzi Gaynor, who had fabulous tits and an enchanting smile and a fine wit, and wooden teeth which she'd bought in a chemist's in Augsburg, despite the fire risk. She treasured these teeth, which were made of the finest pine and she varnished them after every meal. And next to her teeth, her dearest love was her pet rabbit Herman. She would take Herman for long walks, and pet and fuss over him all day. And she would visit the royal kitchens and steal him tasty tit-bits which he never ate, because, sadly, he was dead, and no one had the heart to tell her because she was so sweet and innocent and new nothing of death or gastro-enteritis, or even plastic hip joints.
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Doug and Dinsdale - the Piranha Brothers - on the Documentary series Ethel the Frog!
Included the wonderrful Vince Snetterton-Lewis: "well, i was sitting at home, threatening the kids...."
Included the wonderrful Vince Snetterton-Lewis: "well, i was sitting at home, threatening the kids...."
Chrisbettyrice
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Chrisbettyrice
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If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
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