Raleigh Chopper
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Kelly will let you do anything you want to her so what's it to be.
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[Albion] A weekend in bed with Kelly Brook or a Brighton win
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Even watch the football?
Sorry Albion, the fomer.
Is she a lard arse these days though?
Is she a lard arse these days though?
I could easily be finished before Sussex By The Sea, so it's a win/win.
Raleigh Chopper
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Still in her prime as far as I'm concerned and has had plenty of time to learn some extra dirty tricks that she may not have carried out at a younger age.
maresfield seagull
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KZNSeagull
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Albion. It it were Kylie however...
Raleigh Chopper
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Her weight tends to fluctuate yes, but by no means a lard arse.
Dutch oven?
jakarta
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Seen a lot of action so probably got a flange like a trawlerman's welly.
Takes me too long to reload my gun these days, if you know what I mean. 
Holly Valance though.........it would be like a water pistol!
Holly Valance though.........it would be like a water pistol!
GT49er
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You've checked this out with her, have you? (asking for a friend)
Wrong-Direction
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Ridiculous question..
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Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question'
Taybha
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1 shot off target over the whole weekend or a Brighton win , i'll take the win .
Coldeanseagull
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I have got to say Brighton win. Monogamy is not a board game or a dark, hard wood and as such is a commitment for life
Plus she'd never let me
Plus she'd never let me
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Take her doggy so you can both watch the live stream?
Brighton win
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Palacefinder General
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I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question'
Blimey I'd consider taking a Palace win over Kylie. Not in the same ball park as Kelly Brook. Don't see the appeal at all.
Me and my Monkey
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I'd take a weekend in bed with the England No 4. Sorry boys, who's Kelly Brook?