[Humour] Would you rather?

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

Please feel free to add your own favourites, but I'm always curious at people's reactions to this classic WYR?

Would You Rather?

A. Have intimate relations with a goat. Just once. In a private location. No one will ever know that this happened, other than you, and this goat. There is no way anyone could ever possibly find out, but it will always be in the back of your mind that this happened.

or

B. Not have intimate relations with a goat, but there is incredibly strong-looking evidence out there that you did, that you are not able to plausibly deny. You are the only person in the world who knows for certain that you didn't have intimate relations with any livestock of any description.

You have to pick one.

Frankie · Oct 25, 2019

Guilty conscience? Or just kidding

Pevenseagull · Oct 25, 2019

Mellotron said:
Please feel free to add your own favourites, but I'm always curious at people's reactions to this classic WYR?

Would You Rather?

A. Have intimate relations with a goat. Just once. In a private location. No one will ever know that this happened, other than you, and this goat. There is no way anyone could ever possibly find out, but it will always be in the back of your mind that this happened.

or

B. Not have intimate relations with a goat, but there is incredibly strong-looking evidence out there that you did, that you are not able to plausibly deny. You are the only person in the world who knows for certain that you didn't have intimate relations with any livestock of any description.

You have to pick one.

what does the goat look like?

Is it PotG? · Oct 25, 2019

Green Cross Code Man · Oct 25, 2019

I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Sussexscots · Oct 25, 2019

Asking for a friend?

Tim Over Whelmed · Oct 25, 2019

Have sex with my Nanny not on your Nellie

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

Green Cross Code Man said:
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Well this got dark pretty quickly.

Tim Over Whelmed · Oct 25, 2019

Green Cross Code Man said:
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Jeez, that's the Friday feeling well and truly gone!

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

Is it PotG? said:
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I'm gonna put you down for Option A then!

Icy Gull · Oct 25, 2019

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

Pevenseagull said:
what does the goat look like?

OK, we'll say it's actually quite attractive, as goats go...

pasty · Oct 25, 2019

Icy Gull said:
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He'll need more than a semi

symyjym · Oct 25, 2019

Green Cross Code Man said:
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Sheepish?

Jack Straw · Oct 25, 2019

Is it PotG? said:
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.Y.

Albion my Albion · Oct 25, 2019

Seriously, have you ever thought about being the goat raped by a human? How awful!

Really awful!

So baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

OK I didn't get the sort of articulate responses I was hoping for (the answer unfortunately, depressingly has to be A, if you think about it...)

Here's another

Would You Rather

A. Be Stabbed and Receive £3,000 - no guarantees as to the level of pain/injury, might be harmless, might be a hospital job.

B. Avoid the stabbing and pay £3,000 - take the financial hit to avoid a physical one.

Eeyore · Oct 25, 2019

You say no one would ever know.

The goat would.

And I wouldn't want them bleating about it.

Green Cross Code Man · Oct 25, 2019

Mellotron said:
OK I didn't get the sort of articulate responses I was hoping for

You sure you are on the right forum

?

Mellotron · Oct 25, 2019

Green Cross Code Man said:
You sure you are on the right forum?

I was being slightly tongue in cheek, but you're right.

I expected little and was still disappointed.

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