crodonilson
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F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
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- Thread starter crodonilson
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My dog is a blacksmith, kick it up the a*** and it makes a bolt for the door
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
The tree should be secured in a sensible and practical sized container, this would prevent such incidents reoccurring .
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
Perhaps you placed your Christmas Tree too close to your door? Move it to a place where, should this happen again on Firework Night, the dogs will avoid running in to it.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Perhaps the fireworks were set off to celebrate the Indian festival of Diwali. As a responsible dog owner you should be aware of such pyrotechnic possibilities and should plan accordingly.
F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
I didn't find the humour.
grubbyhands
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No, me neither. My tree's been up since the kids went back to school, so I fully sympathise with the OP's predicament.
Gotta go, must get the sprouts ready. If we want some for Christmas they've obviously got to go on the boil by Bonfire Night.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
October is a strange name for a dog.
swindonseagull
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Many places in the Philippines put Christmas trees up in September its known as the BER months ie SeptemBER, OctoBER,NovemBER and DecemBER..
just a bit of trivia for you.
just a bit of trivia for you.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
crodonilson
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As they do in the UK, plenty already have their trees up, many more will do so after the Halloween/Bonfire Night festivities are out of the way.
Juan Albion
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I don't get the joke.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
Hopefully you have more than one dog or the NSC pedants will be over this like a rash!
I'm also concerned about the blood on the tree, has someone had an accident? Is it that time of the month for the fairy?
swindonseagull
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I wont attempt to explain to a Google king.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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Not really. We've got a player called March.
half time scores
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That reminds me, its time to put the Christmas Dinner sprouts on to simmer
AmexRuislip
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F*****g plonkers setting fireworks off in October. Dogs bolted and knocked the bloody Christmas tree over.
Are your dogs called Rodney by any chance
