[Politics] The UK to become the greatest place on earth to live.

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

29,619

On the Border

• Oct 14, 2019

• #1

Well that's Johnson's aim according to reports so what needs to happen to achieve this.

Zero litter
Zero graffiti
All trains run on time
Zero crime
All politicians actually fully answer the question posed to them


It only rains when I'm indoors
Weeds are a thing of the past
Queues don't exist
We finally appoint a manager who leaves players up field when defending corners...

Others?

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,848

• Oct 14, 2019

• #2

Bottle tops allowed to be kept on bottles.

All records of Mrs Brown's Boys destroyed.

 

Rodney Thomas

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May 2, 2012

1,574

Ελλάδα

• Oct 14, 2019

• #3

A complete change in the climate?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,332

Sussex by the Sea

• Oct 14, 2019

• #4

Free tea and coffee back to 1901 members

No more skinny jeans

 

brighton terra

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Dec 5, 2008

1,474

Worthing

• Oct 14, 2019

• #5

Johnson retires from politics and takes Gove and Hunt with him!
The Conservative Party is disbanded.
We adopt proportional representation.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,795

• Oct 14, 2019

• #6

Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott moved to a care home in the Scottish highlands

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,075

• Oct 14, 2019

• #7

Boris’s Arse to be carbon neutral by 2030

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,543

East Wales

• Oct 14, 2019

• #8

Sporks.

 

B-right-on

Living the dream

Apr 23, 2015

6,176

Shoreham Beaaaach

• Oct 14, 2019

• #9

Zaha retires from football having spent his entire career at CPFC 2025 and winning promotion from L1 back to the Championship.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Jul 14, 2013

21,549

Newhaven

• Oct 14, 2019

• #10

NSC has a day when not one thread is started about politics.

More chance of the trains running on time.

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

11,782

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 14, 2019

• #11

No one is allowed use the expression ‘I was like . . .’ to describe themselves, events, other people and so on and so forth. Punishment of 50 lashes for such a misdemeanour.

 

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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003

8,873

Worcester England

• Oct 14, 2019

• #12

Homelessness. It is a travesty that in Great Britain in this era that so many people are on the streets and in long never ending queues on council lists awaiting help. Ex service militia included

 

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

4,973

• Oct 14, 2019

• #13

Rodney Thomas said:

A complete change in the climate?

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East Staffs Gull

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Jan 16, 2004

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Birmingham and Austria

• Oct 14, 2019

• #14

Xero beggars.
Xero social media apart from NSC.

 

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Diablo

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lewes

• Oct 14, 2019

• #15

Not while the population of UK keeps rising......

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,709

West west west Sussex

• Oct 14, 2019

• #16

A scale back on the reliance of the internal combustion engine.

It's not by chance the 'happy' countries are the ones where half the population don't spend most of their day staring at a numberplate in front of them

 

Chickenlittle

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Feb 6, 2017

115

South coast

• Oct 14, 2019

• #17

East Staffs Gull said:

Xero beggars.
Xero social media apart from NSC.

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People making up spellings of zero

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

71,969

Living In a Box

• Oct 14, 2019

• #18

We could go for this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50036463

£196Bn of debt..........

 

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doogie004

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Oct 12, 2008

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wisborough green

• Oct 14, 2019

• #19

All remainers named and shamed


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wealdgull

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Dec 7, 2017

224

• Oct 14, 2019

• #20

studio150 said:

We finally appoint a manager who leaves players up field when defending corners...

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Terribly off-topic for the general theme of the thread, but did anyone else notice Maupay staying up for corners? Granted it was only against Tottenham, but still.