[Misc] Dinner with Tarquin and...

Goldstone1976 · Oct 4, 2019

Tomorrow evening, we're having dinner with some friends at their place. I've just been informed of the names of one of the other couples: Tarquin and Polly.
[MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] will be delighted to know that I'm finally meeting his long-time friends at last.

It's going to take enormous effort to not grin inanely all evening.

AmexRuislip · Oct 4, 2019

Goldstone1976 said:
Tomorrow evening, we're having dinner with some friends at their place. I've just been informed of the names of one of the other couples: Tarquin and Polly.

[MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] will be delighted to know that I'm finally meeting his long-time friends at last.

It's going to take enormous effort to not grin inanely all evening.

If there are any doctors at this dinner party, I bet their children are called Paracetamol and Dequacain :thumbsup:

Herr Tubthumper · Oct 4, 2019

Bet they’re Guardian readers.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Oct 4, 2019

Not THE Tarquin and Polly Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel?

Shirty · Oct 4, 2019

Imagine what they thought when they were told one of the other guests was called Goldstone1976.

Guinness Boy · Oct 4, 2019

Goldstone1976 said:
Tomorrow evening, we're having dinner with some friends at their place. I've just been informed of the names of one of the other couples: Tarquin and Polly.

[MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] will be delighted to know that I'm finally meeting his long-time friends at last.

It's going to take enormous effort to not grin inanely all evening.

Off to the Findus Crispy Pancake Supper Club in Toxteth AGAIN? You love your slum dinner parties......

Guinness Boy · Oct 4, 2019

On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

In the Championship promotion season we had an away day at Cardiff with my very Working Class Cardiff supporting mate. We were trying to get a group together to do group train tickets which resulted in a text exchange along the lines of "who's coming?" / "well Tarquin might be but Piers is already in another group"

Who says Brighton fans are middle class.......

NooBHA · Oct 4, 2019

Goldstone1976 said:
Tomorrow evening, we're having dinner with some friends at their place. I've just been informed of the names of one of the other couples: Tarquin and Polly.

[MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] will be delighted to know that I'm finally meeting his long-time friends at last.

It's going to take enormous effort to not grin inanely all evening.

Doesn't Ernest have a friend or relation by the name of Tarquin ?

neilbard · Oct 4, 2019

Peteinblack · Oct 4, 2019

Tom Hark said:
Not THE Tarquin and Polly Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel?

With their 12,441 votes?

Bodian · Oct 4, 2019

Tom Hark said:
Not THE Tarquin and Polly Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel?

Peteinblack said:
With their 12,441 votes?

Will Arthur Negus be there as well? Could be an interesting night.

Wozza · Oct 4, 2019

Guinness Boy said:
On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

I know a Palace-supporting Piers. He's a ****.

sydney · Oct 4, 2019

i blame the parents......ffs...Tarquin.... :lolol:

Chicken Run · Oct 4, 2019

Guinness Boy said:
On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

In the Championship promotion season we had an away day at Cardiff with my very Working Class Cardiff supporting mate. We were trying to get a group together to do group train tickets which resulted in a text exchange along the lines of "who's coming?" / "well Tarquin might be but Piers is already in another group"

Who says Brighton fans are middle class.......

I think there’s a Simeon too?

pishhead · Oct 4, 2019

Guinness Boy said:
On a more dodgy note (Palace fans look away now) I know a Brighton supporting Tarquin and also a Brighton supporting Piers.

In the Championship promotion season we had an away day at Cardiff with my very Working Class Cardiff supporting mate. We were trying to get a group together to do group train tickets which resulted in a text exchange along the lines of "who's coming?" / "well Tarquin might be but Piers is already in another group"

Who says Brighton fans are middle class.......

Does said tarquin have the surname which is a fruit? If not then there are more than one!

Jack Straw · Oct 4, 2019

pishhead said:
Does said tarquin have the surname which is a fruit? If not then there are more than one!

I used to work with the "fruity" one. On the day he started I asked him his name. I couldn't bring myself to call him that, so he instantly became known by his initials - TC.
All round nice bloke and Reggae fan as well.

darkwolf666 · Oct 4, 2019

TC - C= fruity.

Tarquin Cantaloupe?

hans kraay fan club · Oct 4, 2019

Wozza said:
I know a Palace-supporting Piers. He's a ****.

A palace supporting Piers who is a ****?

I know an Arsenal supporting Piers, who is a ****, that works WITH a Palace supporter,

Icy Gull · Oct 4, 2019

darkwolf666 said:
TC - C= fruity.

Tarquin Cantaloupe?

Cranberry?

darkwolf666 · Oct 4, 2019

darkwolf666 said:
TC - C= fruity.

Tarquin Cantaloupe?

Cherry

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