[TV] The Apprentice 2019

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Oct 2, 2019

• #21

Same as last year, a gaggle of very bitchy women who somehow narrowly win, despite a catalogue of blunders and arguing in front of their tour clients.

Like it already.

So many useless candidates. They must know they won’t cut it, instead using it as a springboard to hopefully become a D Lister.

 

Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant

Feb 16, 2009

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• Oct 2, 2019

• #22

For anyone who remembers last years' crop - Sabrina is remarkable on Instagram. She is EXACTLY how she came across on the show, and I find it very hard not to be fascinated by her.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Oct 2, 2019

• #23

Rob Beckett was lucky to get sent back to the house. Zaha looks better with a sensible hair-cut.

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004

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Telford

• Oct 2, 2019

• #24

It's cringy, fight-for-survival, bullshit, shouting, lying, two-faced crap, all in one.

Loving the entertainment factor with these hapless hopefuls making total idiots of themselves on national TV

One of the blokes is a ringer for Alistair Cook, now available having given up International cricket ...

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

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• Oct 3, 2019

• #25

Wrong-Direction said:

Easy viewing

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I agree if you Compare it to Supermarket Sweep.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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• Oct 3, 2019

• #26

Shropshire Seagull said:

Lottie Lion - will shirley roar to victory - what a name !!

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After tonight's episode I would like to see her fed to one.

 

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N17

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• Oct 3, 2019

• #27

Brutal but essential viewing.

 

Lower West Stander

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Back in Sussex

• Oct 3, 2019

• #28

Jack Straw said:

Rob Beckett was lucky to get sent back to the house. Zaha looks better with a sensible hair-cut.

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I thought that too.

It was the whiny face....


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el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 3, 2019

• #29

Ninja Elephant said:

The Cockney pillow salesman is one hell of a geezer. The gents are amusing on the tour so at least it's an experience, the ladies are just a mess. Wonderful!

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Cockney pillow man looks, and sounds, like he’s come off the set of ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’ or ‘The Football Factory’. I’m just waiting for him to do an ‘in yer face - you trying to mug me off’ routine.

 

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Garry Nelson's teacher

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Bloody Worthing!

• Oct 3, 2019

• #30

Weststander said:

Same as last year, a gaggle of very bitchy women who somehow narrowly win, despite a catalogue of blunders and arguing in front of their tour clients.

Like it already.

So many useless candidates. They must know they won’t cut it, instead using it as a springboard to hopefully become a D Lister.

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I actually suspect there is a secret factory somewhere, churning out these specimens. Hopefully for eventual export.

 

Cowfold Seagull

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Apr 22, 2009

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Cowfold

• Oct 3, 2019

• #31

Shropshire Seagull said:

Lottie Lion - will shirley roar to victory - what a name !!

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Not on last night's evidence she won't.

 

whitelion

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Dec 16, 2003

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Southwick

• Oct 5, 2019

• #32

whitelion said:

Jimmy Carr lookalike and soundalike on.

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Apologies wrong "comedian".

Been reminded on another thread of the name I was thinking of.

Michael McIntyre.

 

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exKT17

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Argyll & Bute

• Oct 5, 2019

• #33

[MENTION=21314]Raleigh Chopper[/MENTION]

One of the forthcoming episodes (3 or 4 I think) is from your home, the Raleigh HQ in Eastwood

 

Motogull

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Sep 16, 2005

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• Oct 5, 2019

• #34

Someone needs to tell Sugar to pack in the 'funny' comments. He's taken over from Forsyth as a very sad performer.

This years out-of-his-depth bellend is plainly the cockney Biff Tannen.

 

whitelion

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Dec 16, 2003

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Southwick

• Oct 9, 2019

• #35

Haven't laughed so much in a long time at those attempts at making ice lollies.

Tbf it's a process that would take a lot longer than the two days given.

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Oct 9, 2019

• #36

Ryan-Mark .... what an obnoxious plonker. I hope he stays just for the aggro he causes.

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• Oct 9, 2019

• #37

whitelion said:

Haven't laughed so much in a long time at those attempts at making ice lollies.

Tbf it's a process that would take a lot longer than the two days given.

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Loved this episode. Apprentices back to their incompetent best.

 

crodonilson

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Lyme Regis

• Oct 9, 2019

• #38

Lottie Lion

 

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Garry Nelson's teacher

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Bloody Worthing!

• Oct 10, 2019

• #39

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Lottie Lion

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Could be the next Katie Hopkins? (is that actionable?)

 

A1X

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Deepest, darkest Sussex

• Oct 10, 2019

• #40

Last night might have been one the most cringe-worthy episodes of all time. Both the teams "pitching" were utterly, utterly hopeless.