[Humour] Shoplifting? No, that's a bulge in my trousers.

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,401

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Sep 27, 2019

• #1

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https://twitter.com/BBCRadioStoke/status/1177467728275243009



The comments are hilarious, but my favourite has to be

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

 

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Hove Lagoonery

Well-known member

Dec 16, 2008

1,039

• Sep 27, 2019

• #2

Must be all this talk about a General Erection.

 

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marlowe

Well-known member

Dec 13, 2015

3,929

• Sep 28, 2019

• #3

I liked the quote from his partner Mandy who told the Sun: ‘It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.’

Despite the disgust and humiliation she expresses she then decides it's a good idea to agree to suggestively pose holding a variety of measuring instruments across Steve's lap.

It also appears that Steve's not the only one who enjoys displaying the contours of his genitalia in his trousers as Mandy appears to favour the "camel toe" look which is rather evident in her jogging bottoms in one of the photos.

 

Last edited: Sep 28, 2019

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

8,679

Northern Hemisphere.

• Sep 28, 2019

• #4

Happens to me all the time. No big deal.

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,761

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Sep 28, 2019

• #5

marlowe said:

I liked the quote from his partner Mandy who told the Sun: ‘It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.’

Despite the disgust and humiliation she expresses she then decides it's a good idea to agree to suggestively pose holding a variety of measuring instruments across Steve's lap.

It also appears that Steve's not the only one who enjoys displaying the contours of his genitalia in his trousers as Mandy appears to favour the "camel toe" look which is rather evident in her jogging bottoms in one of the photos.

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I can only assume by the look of consternation and disappointment on Mandy’s face that Steve’s ‘shop lifting items’ of meat and two veg have disappeared.

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• Sep 28, 2019

• #6

His Missus looks like she's shoplifted a camels toe.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,874

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Sep 28, 2019

• #7

I've got twelve inches in my trousers, but I don't use it as a rule.