I had to share this with someone as I almost shit myself laughing yesterday. And as I work from home and have no one to tell this to anyone yet, so I shall test it on the good folks of NSC
I think its funny but don't want to fall on my arse telling it to others if others might not find it funny.
My niece just had a baby so she invited a few friends round to wet the babies head so to speak. And whilst having a few drinks, she dispenses with the covers on the buffet she had prepared. Most of it almost edible. When her husband pointed to the kitchen and said ''Honey your office'' - Boy was that a big mistake.
I direct my eyes to what looks like potatoes. Already skinned - Lets tell it like it is. They were those potatoes that come already ''canned'' in a tin.
I thinks to myself ''Well can't go wrong here'' - BIG MISTAKE !
I take a bite out of one of them - The crunch was like biting into a turnip straight from the ground on an Scottish October evening.
After checking to make sure that my teeth weren't still stuck in the potato I had just bitten into I says ''Julie, these potatoes are f#ckin raw'' to which she responds ''They shouldn't be. They are out of a tin''
''I know they are Julie but they aren't even cooked'' ……………………… ''You don't need to cook them she says - It says on the tin ''serve hot OR cold'' ''
I think its funny but don't want to fall on my arse telling it to others if others might not find it funny.
My niece just had a baby so she invited a few friends round to wet the babies head so to speak. And whilst having a few drinks, she dispenses with the covers on the buffet she had prepared. Most of it almost edible. When her husband pointed to the kitchen and said ''Honey your office'' - Boy was that a big mistake.
I direct my eyes to what looks like potatoes. Already skinned - Lets tell it like it is. They were those potatoes that come already ''canned'' in a tin.
I thinks to myself ''Well can't go wrong here'' - BIG MISTAKE !
I take a bite out of one of them - The crunch was like biting into a turnip straight from the ground on an Scottish October evening.
After checking to make sure that my teeth weren't still stuck in the potato I had just bitten into I says ''Julie, these potatoes are f#ckin raw'' to which she responds ''They shouldn't be. They are out of a tin''
''I know they are Julie but they aren't even cooked'' ……………………… ''You don't need to cook them she says - It says on the tin ''serve hot OR cold'' ''