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[Humour] Smart arse jokes
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- Jul 10, 2003
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There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
I assume they're not meant to be funny
I assume they're not meant to be funny
Car crime in multistorey car parks.....wrong.....on so many levels.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
No, keep 'em coming. I haven't had a groaning giggle since my great grandad told me these jokes
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, 'to whom'.
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, 'to whom'.
Sorry thicko here...please explain.
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender says. The Roman replies, "Slow down! I'll let you know when I want more."
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Helium walks into a bar,
The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
I assume they're not meant to be funny
transalated to There are only two types of people . Those who understand binary and those who don`t. 10 is two(0 ones and 1 two) 1010 is ten (0 ones one 2, 0 fours and one 8)
There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
I assume they're not meant to be funny
There are 2A types of people. Some of them like Douglas Adams.
There was an English feline called One, Two, Three.
There was a French feline called Un De Trois
They had a swimming race. The English feline won as the Un De Trois Quatre Cinq
There was a French feline called Un De Trois
They had a swimming race. The English feline won as the Un De Trois Quatre Cinq
swindonseagull
Well-known member
ANGB.......................................Thats BANG out of order.
brakespear
Doctor Worm
Arial, Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar.
The barman looks up and says 'We don't serve your type in here'
The barman looks up and says 'We don't serve your type in here'
AmexRuislip
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What do you call a crushed angle?
A wrecked angle.
A wrecked angle.