[Albion] "we all know what's going to happen don't we?" - Seemingly no we don't.

Stat Brother

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• Sep 23, 2019

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Apparently Abraham is going to score a couple on Saturday, because 'we all know what's going to happen don't we?'

'We all know 'he' (Barnes) will score'.

'Carroll will come on for the last 10 minutes'.
'We all know what will happen then, don't we?'

'We all know Bentacky will score his first goal of the season against us'.


Barnes must have scored 437 imaginary goals against us verses the 1 actual goal.
In fact he's scored more goals against palace than he has the Albion and yet come the last game of the season:-

'we all know what will happen'.



It would appear the only gimme in NSC cliche bingo is, if a sentence begins 'we all know what will happen' what follows will not happen.







Unless someone is stooopid enough to rile the Gods of Cliche

 

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Springal

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• #2

Are you OK?

 

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Greg Bobkin

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #3

We all know what's going to happen to this thread, don't we?

#Binfest

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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• Sep 23, 2019

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Greg Bobkin said:

We all know what's going to happen to this thread, don't we?

#Binfest

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Nah. It'll die a death. [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION] is an acquired taste. Like Prairie Oyster.

 

Beach Hut

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #5

We all know cyclists never do anything wrong in your view

 

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MattBackHome

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #6

We all know Stat is going to BANG on about utter guff or other don't we.

 

Blue Valkyrie

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #7

So, *we all know that Chelsea will beat us on Saturday*.

Result sorted

 

Me and my Monkey

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Ooh, you know what’s going to happen on Saturday, don’t you? We will yet again play brilliant football, bamboozling Chelsea, be the better team for 89 minutes, then Chelsea will grab that 90th minute winner.

(Keeping my fingers crossed my cunning plan will come to fruition.)

 

Stat Brother

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Beach Hut said:

We all know cyclists never do anything wrong in your view

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Perfect demonstration of the thread, thanks.

Despite the fact I blame cyclists for most of the ills that befall us 'we all know Stat won't say a bad word against cyclists'.

 

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Brovion

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Me and my Monkey said:

Ooh, you know what’s going to happen on Saturday, don’t you? We will yet again play brilliant football, bamboozling Chelsea, be the better team for 89 minutes, then Chelsea will grab that 90th minute winner.

(Keeping my fingers crossed my cunning plan will come to fruition.)

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Or .... "We all know what'll happen on Saturday. We'll play a lot of pretty, exciting, attacking football, draw fulsome praise from Chelsea and the pundits alike - and be on the wrong end of a 4-0 scoreline."

 

Albion my Albion

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• Sep 23, 2019

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We all know this thread will never get to a second page.

 

Simster

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #12

Fixed:

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Nah. It'll die a death. [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION] is an acquired taste. Like a shit sandwich..

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DumLum

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #13

Stat Brother said:

Apparently Abraham is going to score a couple on Saturday, because 'we all know what's going to happen don't we?'

'We all know 'he' (Barnes) will score'.

'Carroll will come on for the last 10 minutes'.
'We all know what will happen then, don't we?'

'We all know Bentacky will score his first goal of the season against us'.


Barnes must have scored 437 imaginary goals against us verses the 1 actual goal.
In fact he's scored more goals against palace than he has the Albion and yet come the last game of the season:-

'we all know what will happen'.



It would appear the only gimme in NSC cliche bingo is, if a sentence begins 'we all know what will happen' what follows will not happen.







Unless someone is stooopid enough to rile the Gods of Cliche

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We all know Hughton's gonna get a new Job and come to the Amex and take 3 points/knock us out of the cup.

 

Icy Gull

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #14

We are so overdue a BIG surprise result that I know exactly what will happen. Three points for the Albion

 

DavidinSouthampton

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Stat Brother said:

Apparently Abraham is going to score a couple on Saturday, because 'we all know what's going to happen don't we?'

'We all know 'he' (Barnes) will score'.

'Carroll will come on for the last 10 minutes'.
'We all know what will happen then, don't we?'

'We all know Bentacky will score his first goal of the season against us'.


Barnes must have scored 437 imaginary goals against us verses the 1 actual goal.
In fact he's scored more goals against palace than he has the Albion and yet come the last game of the season:-

'we all know what will happen'.



It would appear the only gimme in NSC cliche bingo is, if a sentence begins 'we all know what will happen' what follows will not happen.







Unless someone is stooopid enough to rile the Gods of Cliche

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I must admit go thinking both the Barnes and Carroll things, but not with any serious conviction that it was fated in the stars!

 

DavidinSouthampton

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Albion my Albion said:

We all know this thread will never get to a second page.

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.......... says the first post on the second page!����

 

Triggaaar

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #17

Stat Brother said:

Apparently Abraham is going to score a couple on Saturday, because 'we all know what's going to happen don't we?'

'We all know 'he' (Barnes) will score'.

'Carroll will come on for the last 10 minutes'.
'We all know what will happen then, don't we?'

'We all know Bentacky will score his first goal of the season against us'.


Barnes must have scored 437 imaginary goals against us verses the 1 actual goal.
In fact he's scored more goals against palace than he has the Albion and yet come the last game of the season:-

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It had never occurred to me that someone might actually take those predictions seriously.

 

schmunk

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• Sep 23, 2019

• #18

Triggaaar said:

It had never occurred to me that someone might actually take those predictions seriously.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalism

 

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nickbrighton

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DavidinSouthampton said:

.......... says the first post on the second page!����

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still not even half way down page one for me

 

Stat Brother

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nickbrighton said:

still not even half way down page one for me

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These 15 posts a pagers - don't trust'em meself.