LamieRobertson
Not awoke
What was the question again.....
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[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.
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SuperFurrySeagull
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When you say "right" every time you get up out of a chair to do anything
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
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Or similarly exhale for things like e.g. sitting still or using the remote control!
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,118
Realising you can’t change the world and that Bono basically lied to you...
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,118
Where once I knew every characters name in Star Wars, and most of the actors playing them, now I can’t even remember all the episode titles...
hart's shirt
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Realising that it's probably unlikely that you're ever going to be signed for the Albion, score on your debut and then represent England in the World Cup.
Tokyohands
Well-known member
and they float on the bath water.
Codner pharmaceuticals
Well-known member
When you don’t get ID’d buying beer in an American supermarket.
When the doc recommends taking a screening PSA.
When the doc recommends taking a screening PSA.
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
Just checking, unlike our hibernian chum, you aren't one of those fellows who have mocked my (modern) musical posts at all, are you?
Here is a new release to test you out..... :lolol]
They are part of the reason why I don’t have much modern music
OzMike
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When you can't be arsed more than you could be.
- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,800
When you continually obsess about the left back position.
Tokyohands
Well-known member
When you say no to safe standing being installed.
The Sock of Poskett
The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
- Jun 12, 2009
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When you've worked your way through 12 pages and nodded so much you've now got neck ache.
When you get to standing gigs early so you can find a spot leaning against a wall.
When you're pleasantly surprised on getting up in the morning that nothing hurts noticeably.
When you get to standing gigs early so you can find a spot leaning against a wall.
When you're pleasantly surprised on getting up in the morning that nothing hurts noticeably.
Worried Man Blues
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on another thread someone being described as 'well old' 
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Making references to things in conversations with work colleagues that nearly all of them have no clue what you're on about because they're all too young. Recently in a meeting someone asked "so what's the answer then?" to which I immediately replied "42", and I was just stared at as if I were some kind of looney 
Frankie
Put him in the curry
When you actually realise she was right about everything .
