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[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.



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Mancgull

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2011
4,786
Astley, Manchester
More hair on my back than on my head.
Getting grumpier by the day.
Being pessimistic about the Albion as I think I've seen it all before.
Looking at Kylie, and thinking 'I would, if I could'.
 








bhafc99

bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,093
Dubai
schmunk said:
Nah, that's just plastic surgery:

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Definition of feeling old: being surprised that Shane MacGowan is still alive.




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Norman Potting

Norman Potting

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2006
13,971
Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer
Sadly when one old school friend, and the wife of another, are both suffering from serious neurological disorders.

On a brighter note when your radio station of choice (Planet Rock) annoys the teenage daughters and when you recall that you saw Peter Ward score on your first ever Albion game (1983 New Year's Day v Watford - uninspiring 1 - 1 draw)
 








spongy

spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,764
Burgess Hill
I wasnt sure so I've just checked and having pubes longer than your penis, which are significantly older than your wife:wink:
 




dolphins

dolphins

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
5,250
BN1, in GOSBTS
When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!
 




portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,101
In conversation with a 20 something about music, they’d never heard of New Order. I mean, come on...
 


portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,101
When more exercise, abstaining from alcohol AND eating more healthily still doesn’t reduce weight. Surgery it is then...;)
 


portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,101
dolphins said:
When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!
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Bloody hell, that bit about channel 4 has more than anything else on this thread just AGED ME. You’ve turned my hair grey instantly with the shock!! Barsteward!
 






Thunder Bolt

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Aug 18, 2009
65,516
Beside the seaside, beside the sea
dolphins said:
When you realise you qualify for Saga holidays and insurance.

When you realise your kids, just about to turn 18, have never experienced the "joy" of dial-up internet in a one-phone-line house, and have lived in a world that's always had the internet.

Realising Channel 4 is 37 years old this year and remembering the opening "sting" on the first night, before Countdown aired for the first time!
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A mere youngster. I've got a granddaughter who is 18.
 




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