[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.

Box of Frogs · Sep 5, 2019

The time I realised I was officially old was when I went to the barbers for a hair cut and he also offered to trim my eyebrows!

METALMICKY · Sep 5, 2019

So many to mention. However, recurring one is where I glance in rear view mirror and gasp as looks like a 12 year old driving in car behind.

happypig · Sep 5, 2019

When a shop assistant offers to email you a receipt, you say "I haven't got an email" and they believe you.

Gwylan · Sep 5, 2019

Icy Gull said:
I am willing to bet that was for obscure and not massively popular acts? Dare I say old codger music?

Obscure yes, but not necessarily old codger

Hampden Park · Sep 5, 2019

Went to Argos to get an xbox game for my son (21), the young girl behind the counter asked me for I.D. 'I am fifty friggin eight young lady!'. Refused to give me the game till i produced my driving licence. So i have aged well :banana:

LANGDON SEAGULL · Sep 5, 2019

Went to a gig a few years ago at the Dome - the guys on the door asked was I here to pick up my son or daughter

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Gwylan · Sep 5, 2019

Hampden Park said:
Went to Argos to get an xbox game for my son (21), the young girl behind the counter asked me for I.D. 'I am fifty friggin eight young lady!'. Refused to give me the game till i produced my driving licence. So i have aged well

They do that in the US when trying to get a drink - being in your 50s or 60s is no excuse. "No exceptions, buddy". It's really annoying having to take a passport with you every time you go out

bhafc99 · Sep 5, 2019

Gwylan said:
They do that in the US when trying to get a drink - being in your 50s or 60s is no excuse. "No exceptions, buddy". It's really annoying having to take a passport with you every time you go out

I had a supermarket in the US refuse to sell me a bottle of wine once, even though I was 38 years old and had my passport with me as ID.

The reason?

My ID didn’t give my height and weight.

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Herr Tubthumper · Sep 5, 2019

Icy Gull said:
I also remember turning up on the evening of the gig and being able to buy tickets on the door rather than having to book and pay eight months in advance.

Now that makes me REALLY old

Or send an SAE with a cheque to the venue’s box office.

Sirnormangall · Sep 5, 2019

.......when you start playing walking football

Garage_Doors · Sep 5, 2019

Tom Hark said:
When you spot THIS in a Lewes antiques shop

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Is it still there !

Garage_Doors · Sep 5, 2019

Miximate said:
Increasing the font size to read NSC on your phone

Your young enough to use NSC on your phone !

Urb · Sep 5, 2019

When you struggle to pack your shopping bags fast enough to keep up with the person on the til
when you don't remember your own mobile number
When you no longer feel it's appropriate to make crude innuendos

Albion my Albion · Sep 6, 2019

marlowe said:
When your ear lobes increase in length to sometimes quite alarming proportions.
Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's a phenomenon which has always intrigued me. It only seems to affect men for some reason as I've never seen an elderly woman afflicted by it. I've still no idea what it's all about.

Is anyone on here affected by elongated earlobes which they didn't have when they were younger?

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It happened because my Mrs expressed through elongating my earlobes that she wish my head would stay in position and that there was value in having a strong and limber tongue.

Albion my Albion · Sep 6, 2019

Garage_Doors said:
Your young enough to use NSC on your phone !

Now I don't feel so old.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Sep 6, 2019

Garage_Doors said:
Is it still there !

Dunno, took that photo about six weeks ago. Give 'em a call

Barry Izbak · Sep 6, 2019

When your Grandson is born.

Royal Sussex County Hospital. Yesterday.
Will always have BRIGHTON on his birth certificate. Lucky fella.

zefarelly · Sep 6, 2019

sussex_guy2k2 said:
I went to a day festival a couple of weeks back. It's horrific.

We had a gig at a festival earlier this year . . . played late afternoon . . . I retired to the Hotel at 9pm with cheese, a bottle of wine and a book!

Lever · Sep 6, 2019

....when chats with old school friends always include reference to age related jokes, aches, pains, operations and sympathy for contemporaries who have recently died or been diagnosed with terminal illnesses.

Norman Potting · Sep 6, 2019

bhafc99 said:
I had a supermarket in the US refuse to sell me a bottle of wine once, even though I was 38 years old and had my passport with me as ID.

The reason?

My ID didn’t give my height and weight.

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Thank goodness that they don't appear to have to go through that palaver when buying guns.

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