Miximate
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[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.
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banjo
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When your balls hang lower than your knob.
What are you actually referring to? The Sex Pistols Pretty Vacant picture or the reflection in the window of the old geezer holding up the camera phone?
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Hurt my back doing up my shoelaces.
Get excited about a new dish sponge.
Think 99% of new music is crap (it is).
Don't go absolutely mental at a free bar.
Get excited about a new dish sponge.
Think 99% of new music is crap (it is).
Don't go absolutely mental at a free bar.
When your ear lobes increase in length to sometimes quite alarming proportions.
Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's a phenomenon which has always intrigued me. It only seems to affect men for some reason as I've never seen an elderly woman afflicted by it. I've still no idea what it's all about.
Is anyone on here affected by elongated earlobes which they didn't have when they were younger?
Fortunately this hasn't happened to me yet but it's a phenomenon which has always intrigued me. It only seems to affect men for some reason as I've never seen an elderly woman afflicted by it. I've still no idea what it's all about.
Is anyone on here affected by elongated earlobes which they didn't have when they were younger?
studio150
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Thank you, I feel much younger already
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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When the popes start looking younger
Getting up to pee in the night
Keeping a bit of wood 'that might come in useful to stir paint'
Using a golf trolley instead of carrying your bag (then, sadly progressing to a motorised trolley - Nursing Home is not far off when you reach that point)
Carrying reading glasses everywhere and having pairs dotted all over the house
Buying literally any item of clothing from M&S
Keeping a bit of wood 'that might come in useful to stir paint'
Using a golf trolley instead of carrying your bag (then, sadly progressing to a motorised trolley - Nursing Home is not far off when you reach that point)
Carrying reading glasses everywhere and having pairs dotted all over the house
Buying literally any item of clothing from M&S
studio150
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When the Albion away fixture list comes out, and lots of people are marking off certain grounds as they will be their first visit, and you've already seen the Albion play there at least 6 times.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
When you find yourself portrayed as an exhibit in two different museums.
Same thing happened to me but it was back in no time.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Your ears are cartilage and so never stop growing. The lobes elongate with gravity. Women cover it up with their hair.
schmunk
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LANGDON SEAGULL
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When I watched the Barcelona game at the weekend and realised I’m old enough to be their scorers Grandad
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Nah, that's just plastic surgery:
2006 must've been some year.
BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
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When you go along to a normal NHS Health Check, and the nurse advises you who the dementia GP is.
Just in case I " Don't know where I am".
Just in case I " Don't know where I am".