Other than going as an Albion player, what would YOU wear to a Sussex-themed fancy dress party.
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[Sussex] Fancy dress theme: Sussex
- Thread starter Bozza
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blue-shifted
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You could go as the political map? Drape an enormous blue sheet over you, with a tiny bit of red and green paint near your toe.
Oh, actually when is this party going to be?
Oh, actually when is this party going to be?
studio150
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Go as a Southern train driver, the only downside is that you would need to turn up 2 hours after the event had finished
jakarta
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Wear a brown body stocking and dye your hair white, Pint of Harvey's... 
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Go as a Speckled Sussex:
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Put a swimming ring around your middle, cover yourself in foil and go as the I360.
banjo
GOSBTS
Postman Pat
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Buy a big bird costume and say you are a Marlet.
Frankie
Put him in the curry
A naked transgender liberal democrat on a bike waving a save the whales sign made from plastic whilst smoking a pipe , filled with St Bruno rough cut tobacco , failing that , Marina from Stingray .
Tom Bombadil
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Simple, go as a bonfire boy. Striped Guernsey, white trousers, red neckerchief
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
or if you are adventurous
Not Sussex though, is it?
Hillian1
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Racist
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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Go as a portly gentleman in three piece suit with thinning, brill creamed hair and round spectacles.
Poison any widows/ spinsters present.
Hey presto, Bodkin Adams
Poison any widows/ spinsters present.
Hey presto, Bodkin Adams