[Humour] I was attacked last night......

Wellesley

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• Aug 27, 2019

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This is a picture of the gang that attacked me last night, so keep an eye out for them. The things they did to me were unspeakable.

 

Stat Brother

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• Aug 27, 2019

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Mime how you go.

 

Eeyore

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Have you got their number ?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

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• Aug 27, 2019

• #4

Just heard an old friend has been a part time mime for the last ten years. He kept that quiet.

 

Seasider78

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The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club…

 

BBassic

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It's a mime-field out there.

 

Goldstone1976

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• Aug 27, 2019

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I know those chaps, they're Eeny, Meenie, Mimey, and Mo.

 

B-right-on

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• Aug 27, 2019

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Did they give you the silent treatment?

 

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Sussex Nomad

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Did you manage to shut them up?

 

Wellesley

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B-right-on said:

Did they give you the silent treatment?

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It's not funny really is it? They threw me through an imaginary plate glass window.

 

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Sussex Nomad

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Wellesley said:

It's not funny really is it? They threw me through an imaginary plate glass window.

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Did you call imaginary police and go to an imaginary hospital where you imaginary died?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

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Should have called this bloke

 

Wellesley

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Sussex Nomad said:

Did you call imaginary police and go to an imaginary hospital where you imaginary died?

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Don't be silly I'm not a nutcase. I was given a lift to hospital by my imaginary friend. If the attack had been real I probably would have been killed but that doesn't stop everyone on here taking the piss.

 

Nottseagull

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Is it PotG? said:

Should have called this bloke

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That's an assault. Copper struck him solely because he was annoyed. I'm guessing it didn't happen in a dictatorship.

 

seagull_special

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• Aug 27, 2019

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I’m speechless!!!!!!

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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• Aug 27, 2019

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'Ave a word!

 

Wellesley

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Don't worry, they've all been arrested............... but they're refusing to talk.

 

A1X

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I hope someone puts them back in their box.

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Aug 27, 2019

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Not surprised as they look like a complete bunch of Marcel Marceau and so's.

You've always got to be careful of the strong and silent types.

Even so, there are no words.

 

Last edited: Aug 27, 2019

Normal Rob

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• Aug 27, 2019

• #20

Serves you right. You should have just had a quiet night in.