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[Humour] I was attacked last night......



Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
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This is a picture of the gang that attacked me last night, so keep an eye out for them. The things they did to me were unspeakable.
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,370
West west west Sussex
Mime how you go.
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,380
Have you got their number ?
 












B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
Did they give you the silent treatment?
 














Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Did you call imaginary police and go to an imaginary hospital where you imaginary died?

Don't be silly I'm not a nutcase. I was given a lift to hospital by my imaginary friend. If the attack had been real I probably would have been killed but that doesn't stop everyone on here taking the piss.
 










Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
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Don't worry, they've all been arrested............... but they're refusing to talk.:facepalm:
 


A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex
I hope someone puts them back in their box.
 




hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
Not surprised as they look like a complete bunch of Marcel Marceau and so's.

You've always got to be careful of the strong and silent types.

Even so, there are no words.
 
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