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[Albion] Bell Cheeses on the tools



Feb 9, 2011
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Lancing
Thought I'd start this to compare with the office workers one.
We fitted a solid wood floor last week and the lady has rang up today and complained that although she is happy with the fitting etc the wood is slightly different colours and has different grains on it. I did try to explain it came trees .World has gone mad



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Thought I'd start this to compare with the office workers one.
We fitted a solid wood floor last week and the lady has rang up today and complained that although she is happy with the fitting etc the wood is slightly different colours and has different grains on it. I did try to explain it came trees .World has gone mad



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With a title like that, don't expect the thread to last as long as the other one. Or even the rest of this evening, come to that...
 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
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Burgess Hill
Thought I'd start this to compare with the office workers one.
We fitted a solid wood floor last week and the lady has rang up today and complained that although she is happy with the fitting etc the wood is slightly different colours and has different grains on it. I did try to explain it came trees .World has gone mad



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The other one isn’t just for office workers, it just so happens that most offices are full of them so there’s more material.........

......and anyway, this is a customer being a bell, not a worker.....[emoji23][emoji23]
 

lizard

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Jul 14, 2013
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Newhaven
Thought I'd start this to compare with the office workers one.
We fitted a solid wood floor last week and the lady has rang up today and complained that although she is happy with the fitting etc the wood is slightly different colours and has different grains on it. I did try to explain it came trees .World has gone mad



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Wooden happen in Germany :)
 

Tokyohands

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Jan 5, 2017
940
Tokyo
My mrs called me up at work in a flap the other day, saying the air con in car wasn't working. She hadn't turned it on.
 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
10,859
Crawley
Thought I'd start this to compare with the office workers one.
We fitted a solid wood floor last week and the lady has rang up today and complained that although she is happy with the fitting etc the wood is slightly different colours and has different grains on it. I did try to explain it came trees .World has gone mad



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But did you randomise the pieces? If you don't mix the packs up a bit when laying you can get light and dark patches which is shit, and if all the pieces cut from the same tree are laid next to each other, you get patches where all the grain is tight and patches where it is all open. Are you the Bell Cheese in the story?
 

pearl

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May 3, 2016
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Behind My Eyes
A family I know returned from holiday to find the freezer had packed up and was full of stinking rotting food.

The kids pre-holiday chore was to go round the house switching everything off ..... oophs
 

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