[Humour] It did happen in Germany.

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Aug 13, 2019

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I haven't stopped laughing since reading this, it seems like a contradiction of terms, where a German man has been left in hospital with a permanent erection, and his friends have set up a GoFundMe page to raise funds for his recovery

Danny Polaris, who lives in Kreuzberg, Berlin, took a Viagra before a night out recently.

When he went home with a nurse he met, he allowed his friend to inject a stimulant into his penis.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/11/man-...o-weeks-with-permanent-erection-10554301/amp/

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Aug 13, 2019

• #2

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

 

AmexRuislip

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• Aug 13, 2019

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Thunder Bolt said:

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

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Navy humour

 

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Hove Lagoonery

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• Aug 13, 2019

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Now youve gone and put me off my lunch because I went on to read this

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/12/woma...idnt-clean-pair-10556790/?ito=amp-more-item-3

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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• Aug 13, 2019

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There was that chap who took a Viagra but it got stuck in his throat.

When he woke up in the morning he had a stiff neck ....

 

Two Professors

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Multicultural Brum

• Aug 13, 2019

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The prick who put the prick in his prick must be a right prick.

 

Chicken Run

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• Aug 13, 2019

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Thunder Bolt said:

Polaris having problems with his periscope.

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That’s Repulse ive

 

Biscuit Barrel

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Southwick

• Aug 13, 2019

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I tried Viagra eye drops. I did not get an erection, but I did look hard.

 

daveinplzen

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Thieves are reported to have stolen a container load of viagra. Police are looking for hardened criminals

 

Albion my Albion

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• Aug 13, 2019

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The German suffer asked if his 99 Red Balloons could be deflated.