[Albion] Maupay song

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albionfan37

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Aug 14, 2014

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What’s it called? Cumbernauld

• Aug 12, 2019

• #1

I don’t care if aguaro’s blue
Salah’s red and rashford too
Zaha, I don’t care about you
It maupay I’m in love

To the tune of Friday I’m in love

 

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Ecosse Exile

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May 20, 2009

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Alicante, Spain

• Aug 12, 2019

• #2

Like that

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,648

West west west Sussex

• Aug 12, 2019

• #3

My god, this can't be, I don't believe what I'm seeing...





... someone just won the internet.

 

Bakero

Languidly clinical

Oct 9, 2010

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Almería

• Aug 12, 2019

• #4

Saw this on Twitter (I think) yesterday and said it was a winner. Simple, scans well and it's a great tune.

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

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Brighton

• Aug 12, 2019

• #5

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Magic Sponge

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Jun 17, 2011

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House In The Hill

• Aug 12, 2019

• #6

Liking that

 

Foul Play Rocks

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Feb 23, 2013

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• Aug 12, 2019

• #7

I think it’s great so it’s a big fat YES from me.

 

schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018

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Mid mid mid Sussex

• Aug 12, 2019

• #8

Sterling for Aguero to scan better?

 

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Roddy

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Feb 14, 2005

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• Aug 12, 2019

• #9

To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Aug 12, 2019

• #10

Just watched the Cure do the original, so it’s a YES from me Clive - a good footie song.

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Aug 12, 2019

• #11

It’s a NO from me

 

Silverhatch

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Feb 23, 2009

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Preston Park

• Aug 12, 2019

• #12

albionfan37 said:

I don’t care if aguaro’s blue
Salah’s red and rashford too
Zaha, I don’t care about you
It maupay I’m in love

To the tune of Friday I’m in love

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Brilliant song and brilliant effort. As another poster says: Sterling scans better and I think it is ‘It’s Maupay I’m in love’

I’ll be singing it in West Lower. Singing it now.

 

schmunk

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Jan 19, 2018

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Mid mid mid Sussex

• Aug 12, 2019

• #13

Roddy said:

To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"

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Maupay, you're gonna score today, you're gonna win the game for me.
Right now, you'll show us somehow, that Albion can win the league.
I don't believe that anybody plays the way you do, you'll get two now...

 

Silverhatch

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Preston Park

• Aug 12, 2019

• #14

Stick to the Sussex Cure not the Manc Oasis

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Jul 7, 2003

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tokyo

• Aug 12, 2019

• #15

I'd change the last line to: it's Maupay that I love. I also like the suggestion of Sterling for Aguero as it scans a little better.

But basically it's perfect. Simple, short and catchy.

 

Quinney

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Aug 3, 2009

3,653

Hastings

• Aug 12, 2019

• #16

TWOCHOICEStom said:

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

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The top one fits nicely.


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sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• Aug 12, 2019

• #17

if only we could sing the songs we already have properly...!! alas i fear you will be half way through the third line when some HALIBUT will kick of the AAAAAAALBIIIOOOOON , AAAAALBIIIOOOOOOON .....i like it though.

 

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• Aug 12, 2019

• #18

to the tune of inky pinky parlez vous


were brighton and were having a crack parlez vous , rpt , brighton and were having a crack, dunk and duffy at the back inky pinky parlez vous....!!
were brighton and we're taking the piss parley vous....rpt , brighton and we're taking the piss, muzz and maupay never miss inky pinky parlez vous...!!

and so on

 

Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013

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• Aug 12, 2019

• #19

Don't think we should mention Mr Tumble. Best to ignore and don't put him in the same class as other players mentioned. Apart from that, very good.

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,836

• Aug 12, 2019

• #20

TWOCHOICEStom said:

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

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The repetition bugs me too. "Oh Zaha, get to F*** with you"

Or, bearing in mind what his role this season might be: "Glenn Murray, we still care about you"