[Drinking] Joke due jour, if I may

Pevenseagull · Aug 5, 2019

I went for a massage today.

At the end of the session the masseuse asked if I'd like a happy finish for an extra £20.

I agreed and Mika Haekinen walked in and enthused about the changes to his carburetor.

AmexRuislip · Aug 5, 2019

Did he finnish the job in hand!

Gazwag · Aug 5, 2019

Wouldn't that be a happy Finn, maybe if it were a Jamaican masseuse .......

driller · Aug 5, 2019

Why would you want a happy Finnish anyway ?

Are you missing something in your sad pitiful life?

hans kraay fan club · Aug 5, 2019

I've thought about this, and I don't think that company is going to last. Given that Mika almost certainly charges thousands for a public appearance, recouping just £20 of that a time, isn't going to be viable.

They'd be better off selling quick hand-jobs, to be honest.

schmunk · Aug 5, 2019

Gazwag said:
Wouldn't that be a happy Finn, maybe if it were a Jamaican masseuse .......

"My girlfriend is a sex worker in the Caribbean"

"Jamaica?"

"Yes, I'm her pimp."

Pevenseagull · Aug 5, 2019

schmunk said:
"My girlfriend is a sex worker in the Caribbean"

"Jamaica?"

"Yes, I'm her pimp."

That is MAGNIFICENT

South Stand Bonfire · Aug 5, 2019

Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

A mex eyecan · Aug 5, 2019

South Stand Bonfire said:
Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

non

Pevenseagull · Aug 5, 2019

A mex eyecan said:
non

Wee

Jack Straw · Aug 5, 2019

How much was just the massage? If it's under £10, can you send me a PM and give me the details of where this place is?

South Stand Bonfire · Aug 5, 2019

A mex eyecan said:
non

Tant pis&#55357;&#56881;

schmunk · Aug 5, 2019

South Stand Bonfire said:
Tant pis��

That costs extra.

Acker79 · Aug 5, 2019

Jump to 1:03

https://youtu.be/hP-u6XWclKQ?t=63

FatSuperman · Aug 5, 2019

Pevenseagull said:
That is MAGNIFICENT

The original is;

“I’m talking my wife on holiday to the Caribbean”
“Jamaica?”
“Nope, she’s coming of her own accord”

Wellesley · Aug 5, 2019

I just had a phone call from somebody trying to sell me a burial plot. I thought to myself, "That's the last thing I need"

schmunk · Aug 5, 2019

FatSuperman said:
The original is;

“I’m talking my wife on holiday to the Caribbean”
“Jamaica?”
“Nope, she’s coming of her own accord”

...as told to God by his grandad.

smillie's garden · Aug 5, 2019

I Hyypia don't think that's funny

Hungry Joe · Aug 5, 2019

Wellesley said:
I just had a phone call from somebody trying to sell me a burial plot. I thought to myself, "That's the last thing I need"

Have you seen those glass coffins? Will they catch on I wonder? Remains to be seen.

The Wookiee · Aug 5, 2019

FatSuperman said:
The original is;

“I’m talking my wife on holiday to the Caribbean”
“Jamaica?”
“Nope, she’s coming of her own accord”

“I’m taking my wife on holiday to a resort in western India”

“Goa?”

“ God blimey yes, she’s a right nympho !”

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