[Drinking] Joke due jour, if I may

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Sirnormangall

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Sep 21, 2017

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• Aug 5, 2019

• #21

South Stand Bonfire said:

Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

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Surely grammar gendarme?

 

seagullwedgee

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Aug 9, 2005

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• Aug 6, 2019

• #22

I lost my job as a masseur within a few days of starting.

My employer told me for the full body massage to always finish up on her face, so I

 

rogersix

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Jan 18, 2014

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• Aug 6, 2019

• #23

seagullwedgee said:

I lost my job as a masseur within a few days of starting.

My employer told me for the full body massage to always finish up on her face, so I

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eh?

 

Juan Albion

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Jul 9, 2003

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Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Aug 6, 2019

• #24

Sirnormangall said:

Surely grammar gendarme?

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Surely grammar gendarmerie?

 

BadFish

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Oct 19, 2003

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• Aug 6, 2019

• #25

The Wookiee said:

“I’m taking my wife on holiday to a resort in western India”

“Goa?”

“ God blimey yes, she’s a right nympho !”

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"My wife has just got back from Indonesia."

"Jakarta"

"Only from the airport!"

 

Hillian1

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Jul 15, 2010

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Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Aug 6, 2019

• #26

I had sex in the Caribbean

Jamaica?

Yes

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

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Worthing

• Aug 6, 2019

• #27

The Wookiee said:

“I’m taking my wife on holiday to a resort in western India”

“Goa?”

“ God blimey yes, she’s a right nympho !”

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Would have worked better with ‘girlfriend’ in my experience.

 

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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003

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Uffern

• Aug 6, 2019

• #28

South Stand Bonfire said:

Don’t let the grammar police see that. It’s Joke du jour n’est pas?

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It's "n'est-ce pas", n'est-ce pas?

 

brakespear

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Feb 24, 2009

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Sleeping on the roof

• Aug 6, 2019

• #29

hans kraay fan club said:

I've thought about this, and I don't think that company is going to last. Given that Mika almost certainly charges thousands for a public appearance, recouping just £20 of that a time, isn't going to be viable.

They'd be better off selling quick hand-jobs, to be honest.

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Perhaps Mika gets paid in hand-jobs?

 

Superphil

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Jul 7, 2003

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In a pile of football shirts

• Aug 6, 2019

• #30

Mika Hakkinen wouldn't be happy with a carburettor, far too old fashioned. He be more interested, and probably happy, with a fuel injection system, a turbo charger and a programmable ECU.

 

Hampden Park

Ex R.N.

Oct 7, 2003

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• Aug 6, 2019

• #31

a **** joke