Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
He and Propper can wear bald swimming caps.
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[Football] Should we be targeting bald players on the continent?
- Thread starter Doc Lynam
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He and Propper can wear bald swimming caps.
Thunder Bolt
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I don't know about best ever, but there's Shelvey and that Palace prat, Johnson.
Nobby
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- Sep 29, 2007
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No Palace. Especially Johnson
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Sorry I mentioned it.
Kalimantan Gull
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Lets stick Arjen Robben in there, he'd do a job, plus I think Andres Iniesta is receding enough to be worthy of a place on the bench at least
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AmexRuislip
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Some of them wear gloves from September to April: I don't fancy their chances if their poor delicate scalps are exposed to the elements.
- Jul 7, 2003
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Pretty sure you could name a better bald World Cup winning Frenchman than Barthez....
AmexRuislip
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Raleigh Chopper
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So did Ashley, but he was sold, maybe his blend was not as good as Murrays.
Nobby
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- Sep 29, 2007
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Good point - but wasn’t he more one for the “Receding hairline so I’ll shave the rest of it” Squad.
Now if he grew a combover, no problem.
The Birdman
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TB would love the Academy producing more home grown players getting into the team or sold for millions 
I've got to grow it a few more inches before I join the tribute act. Some random bloke on the street did mention ZZ Top to me the other day, but I think he was a religious nutter trying start a conversation, so I ignored him.
Sirnormangall
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- Sep 21, 2017
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Attempt at a full team of baldies:
Gomez
Bruno
Hennessy
Kompany
Stam
Shelvey
Mooey
Zidane
Charlton
Lockhead
Coates
Gomez
Bruno
Hennessy
Kompany
Stam
Shelvey
Mooey
Zidane
Charlton
Lockhead
Coates
I don't understand the logic of loaning Matt Clarke to Derby because despite being only 22 there is definite evidence of thinning on top.
Perhaps he's been sent out on loan to help his thinning continue to develop in a less high profile league so when he returns to us in a years time he'll be a fully fledged slap head and ready to fit straight into the first team.
Potter's certainly thinking ahead with this one (no pun intended) and it could turn out to be a very astute move.
Perhaps he's been sent out on loan to help his thinning continue to develop in a less high profile league so when he returns to us in a years time he'll be a fully fledged slap head and ready to fit straight into the first team.
Potter's certainly thinking ahead with this one (no pun intended) and it could turn out to be a very astute move.
GloryDays
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Glenn’s going to be devo’d after all the effort he’s put in to reverse balding.