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[Misc] What questions have you asked which, once given the answer, wish you hadn't.



Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,206
Goldstone
Is that your finger?
 






Dancin Ninja BHA

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Jul 6, 2003
2,203
I bumped into a woman once who I hadn't seen since we were at school, and after the initial smiles and hello's, I innocently asked when the baby was due. She wasn't pregnant, she'd just gotten fat.

That was pretty much the end of the conversation. :facepalm:

Same thing happened to me last week funnily enough

Although the timing wasn't great, as I was at a family funeral and I ask the grand daughter of the woman we were about to bury......felt such a plum and vowed then and there NEVER to ask that question again.
 








cheshunt seagull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Yikes. Sheltered upbringing then.

Mind you, I can't talk. When I was a nipper, I genuinely used to think that to get a woman pregnant, you had to WEE in her. But then I turned 19, and all became clear.

When I was 12 I discovered my dad's stash of well-worn copies of Mayfair and Penthouse under the bed.
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,206
Goldstone
I’m going to regret asking this I know, but what were the circumstances in which you asked that question?
I was in a compromised position, and since the answer was 'no', I'd prefer not to go into detail.
 














dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011
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Excuse me, could you point me in the direction of Club Vandersexxx?













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pearl

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May 3, 2016
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Behind My Eyes
When I was a child my dad was attempting to explain the facts of life to me. He was really going all round the houses so I eventually asked 'what do men and women actually do?'. His voice dropped to a very low pitch and he awkwardly cough and said 'you've seen dogs haven't you?;. Sadly I had seen dogs and the image of my parents performing those roles lived with me for years.

:O :clap: :lolol: :rotlf::rotlf: ...... that is brilliant!
 




zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sussex, by the sea
I asked my mum about nuclear bombs when I was about 10 or 11 after seeing something Ruskie/yank related on the news . . . . her 'factually correct' answer ****ing terrified me!

to think there are probably millions of sun readers who probably still think they're nothing more than a good source of a sun tan is equally worrying.
 




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